Globnit 

1.)A derogatory term for a heterosexual.

2.)An insult implying that someone is secretly into poop porn/ eating on the toilet.

"Globnits are the reason I support cannibalism"

Globnit by Dino_Eatz_Humanz June 6, 2024

globbits 

cry of frustration

fuck, shit, arse, bugger, oh globbits boney has disapeared.

globbits by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003

globnick 

The act of agreeing that an incident or occurrence never happened

After mistakenly referring to his fiance as a "whore", the two agreed to globnick.

globnick by Latke January 31, 2004

Globbit 

A derogatory term for one of gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender denomination; derivation of GLBT (GLoBbiT).

Also, glabbit.

Bartender: Sorry, guys, there's four of you but only one stool. Guess you'll have to go someplace el-
Homosexual 1: Let's flip for it!
Homosexual 2: No, let's flip it over!
Homosexual 3 & 4: Yay!
Bartender: Get out, globbits! You're barred!

Globbit by Daishonin March 3, 2009

globito 

globito is a another spanish word for condom. Comes from globo, which means balloon.

chupita con globito

Blowjob with condom

globito by anytimebaby June 29, 2012

blobbity globbity 

Blobbity Globbity, or "Crotch Fat", applies to people who have an otherwise fit/attractive body, but have a roll of jiggily fat between the stomach and thighs, where the only phrase that can be used to describe this humurous misfortune is Blobbity Globbity

"so you fucked Brian? How was it?"
"gross. he had so much blobbity globbity i almost puked"

blobbity globbity by sonni insane June 26, 2006

globnut 

a word used in politically incorrect chatrooms to describe obese lesbians

"Did you see that globnut yesterday?" "She was fat as fuck!"

globnut by deliciousdirt May 2, 2023