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Globiolis 

An observed intellectual deficiency, most commonly found in simple individuals that cannot grasp the intricacies of science and reality. Leading them to misinterpret the world and believe it is flat.
Brian suffers from Globiolis. The poor guy chooses to embarrass himself on YouTube by showing everyone how he can’t understand simple concepts. Poor Brian
Globiolis by OverweightAviator January 12, 2021
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globotomy 

from globe + lobotomy: violent dissection of the globe,
aggressive solutions to the existing world problems.
Kosovo's independence may lead to globotomy with staggering consequences of tearing the world apart.
globotomy by Mike February 23, 2008

GlobeTodd 

Someone who believes the Earth to be a rotating sphere.
Also see “Don’t be a Todd”
I can’t believe the GlobeTodds think the ground beneath their feet is in motion.
GlobeTodd by FlynRobertCormac July 7, 2022

globstopper 

globstopper is a word in weston’s (sinjin drowning) vocabulary. this can be used as a insult to anyone, specifically people on roblox.
“you’re such a globstopper!”
globstopper by Evehope December 17, 2022
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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