Globbit
A derogatory term for one of gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender denomination; derivation of GLBT (GLoBbiT).
Also, glabbit.
Also, glabbit.
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globbits • blobbity globbity • globbing • Glabbit • Globbins • Globbie • gnobbit • gobbit • glibbity glob • Globbiben
Globbing
"Be nice to Rosie for the next few days, she's globbing right now."
"Periods are disgusting, all that glob just falling out of me"
"Periods are disgusting, all that glob just falling out of me"
Glabbit
PAT: Cris, did you go to GLABBIT FEST?
CRIS: No, I met a peep at the gay bar named Kelly. Kelly looked like an endygid fully clothed.
PAT: Endygid?
CRIS: Yea, No Discernible Gender Identification. Anyway, clothes off, Kelly turned out to be a crotchless eunich -- born that way. No penis, no clit, no vagina, no balls. Just a pee-hole and a butt-hole. No tits, no beard.
PAT: So, what happened?
CRIS: Kelly gave me an H2 blowjob, and I went Saddam Hussein on the eunich. What Kelly got out of it -- I have no idea, but, I came fuckets bro!
CRIS: No, I met a peep at the gay bar named Kelly. Kelly looked like an endygid fully clothed.
PAT: Endygid?
CRIS: Yea, No Discernible Gender Identification. Anyway, clothes off, Kelly turned out to be a crotchless eunich -- born that way. No penis, no clit, no vagina, no balls. Just a pee-hole and a butt-hole. No tits, no beard.
PAT: So, what happened?
CRIS: Kelly gave me an H2 blowjob, and I went Saddam Hussein on the eunich. What Kelly got out of it -- I have no idea, but, I came fuckets bro!
Glabbit by Joe Saladbar June 19, 2006
Glabbit
Extended Grace of Grand Haven, Michigan does NOT discriminate against Glabbits. Everyone is welcome!
Glabbit by Jeff & Sarah June 23, 2006
Globbie
Guy 1: Did she end up giving you a gobbie?
Guy 2: Yeah, but it ended up being a globbie. I don’t think she minded though.
Guy 2: Yeah, but it ended up being a globbie. I don’t think she minded though.
Globbie by TurtleManZ January 11, 2019
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