globerino 

someone who acts like a totally idiot: a person who is miserable to be around or be involved with
: like the 2000s cartoon side-character, Globgrog. Globgrog would make blatantly dumb choices and make everyone around them miserable.

"omg I got caught cheating on my test"
"you goddamn globerino! what were you thinking"

globerino by Kolme Alexander April 8, 2021

globbering 

Shoving your ballsack to a person's throat while receiving oral and trying to gag them as to make a Turkey noise.

Ashton decided globbering her would be fun.

globbering by Kenbrig December 6, 2018

Gaberino 

The perfect life partner ; perfection

Frank: You're so funny, intelligent and beautiful.
Jessie: Thank you my love
Frank: You're my Gaberino
Jessie: siempre

Gaberino by Linkink805 September 28, 2018

goobernoochie

the female "crown jewel".....aka vagina.....aka where babies are made...aka the last base of a homerun

"Dude, did you hit that goobernoochie last night?"
"Bro, I heard you destroyed that goobernoochie last night?"

goobernoochie by Goobernoochie Fan Club August 8, 2017

Goobering

The act of dipping your testicles into your lover's fecal matter.

Person #1: Yo dude i was slammin' my girl last night and she offered to let me try some goobering with her!

Person #2: Damn bruh, how was it?

Person #1: It was dank af, my nuts smelled for hours!

Goobering by AlwayLoading September 18, 2017

Globbernoodle 

A Globbernoodle is what you would call the aftermath of male genitals after an orgasm. Simply put, it's a jizz stained penis. Globber meaning semen, and noodle meaning limp dick.

1) Okay babe, you can pull your globbernoodle out already.
2) I'll be right back, I have to clean this globbernoodle up before I get it everywhere.

Globbernoodle by Mr.Ection April 1, 2022

goobersnout 

A very punchable nose

Gunther has quite a goobersnout.

goobersnout by Bojang Bangles September 18, 2019