GlobeTodd

Someone who believes the Earth to be a rotating sphere.
Also see “Don’t be a Todd”

I can’t believe the GlobeTodds think the ground beneath their feet is in motion.

by FlynRobertCormac July 7, 2022

Globetard

A name used by Flat Earthers to make fun of people who believe the Earth is round.

I can't believe my geography teacher is a globetard.

by Globetard May 6, 2017

Globetard

Egotists who spends all their time arguing with flattards, and think they're going to teach them the truth.

The only thing worse than a flattard is a globetard.

by Dust678 April 30, 2019

Globetard

someone with common sense and does actual science and math h = r - r cos(s/2r) as oppose to 8 inches per mile squared(wich is for parabolas,not spheres),scientists have proven globetards right numerous times and you insist that government bad and science government therefore science bad,go learn something or test the same tests that scientists had to prove the earth is flat,you flattards

person 1:Globetards are dumb
person 2:go back to school

by kinekosogayhegay June 1, 2020

Globetard

A globe believer who argues with flat earthers online. They are not interested in having an intellectual conversation. They can't not answer any questions or provide any proof that Earth is a rotating, salt water covered, pear flying through a vacuum with a pressurized atmosphere sticking to it.

I used to be a globetard before I found out the Earth is actually not a sphere.

My boyfriend loves crushing the globetard's ego with basic science.

I was brainwashed by the education system and a lifetime of media propoganda with fake images of Earth so much that it turned me into a globetard.

by Lil' Wodie April 26, 2021

Globetard

A term used by Flat Earthers to discribe a person with limited intelligence.

Bill trolls globetards on the internet

by Yahshua Dude August 26, 2018

GLOBETARD

A pathetic insult used by the scientifically illiterate, religiously indoctrinated, low intelligence, and poorly educated members of the flat earth movement to refer to anyone is aware of the scientific fact that the world we live on is an oblate spheroid (nearly a sphere).

Look at that GLOBETARD, he believes in "gravity" and "science". YouTube tells me he is an idiot. I can't see a curve and the sun looks really close to me when I leave my mom's basement. Pass the crayons, I'm hungry.

by Fluffywastaken June 2, 2021