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Globetard

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A name used by Flat Earthers to make fun of people who believe the Earth is round.
I can't believe my geography teacher is a globetard.
Globetard by Globetard May 6, 2017
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Globetard

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Egotists who spends all their time arguing with flattards, and think they're going to teach them the truth.
The only thing worse than a flattard is a globetard.
Globetard by Dust678 April 30, 2019

Globetard

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someone with common sense and does actual science and math h = r - r cos(s/2r) as oppose to 8 inches per mile squared(wich is for parabolas,not spheres),scientists have proven globetards right numerous times and you insist that government bad and science government therefore science bad,go learn something or test the same tests that scientists had to prove the earth is flat,you flattards
person 1:Globetards are dumb
person 2:go back to school

Globetard

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A globe believer who argues with flat earthers online. They are not interested in having an intellectual conversation. They can't not answer any questions or provide any proof that Earth is a rotating, salt water covered, pear flying through a vacuum with a pressurized atmosphere sticking to it.
I used to be a globetard before I found out the Earth is actually not a sphere.

My boyfriend loves crushing the globetard's ego with basic science.

I was brainwashed by the education system and a lifetime of media propoganda with fake images of Earth so much that it turned me into a globetard.
Globetard by Lil' Wodie April 26, 2021

Globetard

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A term used by Flat Earthers to discribe a person with limited intelligence.
Bill trolls globetards on the internet
Globetard by Yahshua Dude August 26, 2018

GLOBETARD

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A pathetic insult used by the scientifically illiterate, religiously indoctrinated, low intelligence, and poorly educated members of the flat earth movement to refer to anyone is aware of the scientific fact that the world we live on is an oblate spheroid (nearly a sphere).
Look at that GLOBETARD, he believes in "gravity" and "science". YouTube tells me he is an idiot. I can't see a curve and the sun looks really close to me when I leave my mom's basement. Pass the crayons, I'm hungry.
GLOBETARD by Fluffywastaken June 2, 2021
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

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1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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