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glitterfit 

Being so mad and disgruntled at something that you throw a fit, but you are still great, so you get glitter. But what you're mad at doesn't. Usually used by gay males.
My friend borrowed my favorite shirt and never gave it back. I threw a freaking glitterfit.

I threw a glitterfit when my parents said I couldn't throw a party.

*Throws up hands in disgust* Glitterfit.
glitterfit by tigertails February 24, 2014

Glitterist 

A Glitterist, much like a stylist, is a person who typically advises individuals on, for example, new glitter trends, glitter clothing styles, glitter colours and glitter make-up.
OMG Did you see the lightning bolt and 5 lbs. of glitter on Disco's face?

His regular glitterist must've had the day off.
Glitterist by livelifenaked June 9, 2009

Glittertastic 

A word used mostly by freshman girls with a serious lack of vocabulary skills. A conjunction of the words glitter and fantastic, used to describe something as cool, stellar, or McSweet.
Yea i got some glittertastic eyeshadow the other day, its presh.

GlitterBitch

The girls that work the MAC makeup counter
Everything is all shimmery and shiny and sticky and glossy. Theres always one gay guy there with guyliner manpurse a gay guy hiss and you know he owns assless chaps and ruby red slippers. The girls are all tanned and toned and its winter. Nails long and curvy like little mini shovles or ice cream scoops.
They look like they work fo Circque del Soliel, waist all small they stand tall and the floor dont shake when they walk by. Its a subculture of whored up freaks a skank school of GlitterBitches
GlitterBitch by menene February 5, 2010
When a girl is soaking wet and her clit's all shiny, so it looks like it has glitter on it.
I totally fucked Janise' after licking her glitteris.
glitteris by (o^_^o) PIKACHU! October 12, 2003

Glittertits 

The name for Edward Cullen and other vampires from the Twilight series as dubbed by Michael Buckley of the What The Buck Show.
"In some states this is stalking but this is Glittertits so it's hot." - Michael Buckley
Glittertits by Lyssia September 26, 2011
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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