gherking
When an individual is in a state of shock or confusion in processing events that have occurred. Often paired with a hand to chest gesture, and perhaps a rocking motion.
gherking by Longislandicedhun August 12, 2015
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gherking it
The action required to maintain an erection while porn videos are downloading. Also known as "the jiggle tap", it is a motion that involves a slight stroking of the erection (not a full on masturbation stroke) and fondling of the balls.
gherking it by Franklin Bluth September 18, 2008
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Gherkins
Gherkins are little green pickles that a kid eats… they come in all different kinds of gherkins like sweet baby gherkins,salty baby gherkins,and sour baby gherkins Kelley loves these gherkins
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jerkin the gherkin
A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.
"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".
jerkin the gherkin by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004
goerking
Excessive climbing when cycling in order to sattisfy an obsessive compulsive need for elevation & pain.
goerking by Special_KF June 14, 2018
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