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Someone who is incredibly underwhelming or below average in every sense of the word. Someone who it’s impossible to underestimate
Taylir is a massive Glerg she can’t do anything right.
Glerg by Kalamasz_kid May 25, 2021
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ERGA GLERG 

An expression noise, generally one of frustration.
Me, confused on the phone: "Its peak distraction hours now."
Friend I called who can't figure out what I want: "ERGA GLERG!"
ERGA GLERG by PolyPolyPanPan July 23, 2021
Difficult to cure and highly infectious, this is glitter that travels from person to person after even minimal contact. Usually originates from some kind of queer craft activity involving glitter or glittered clothing and accessories. A great number of queer people, particularly gay men, catch and spread glerpes.

Usually transmitted by hugging, cuddling, or just being really gay. A portmanteau of glitter and herpes.
Jourdan works at the Center For Queer Children and regularly spreads glerpes.
glerpes by Kari Tether December 18, 2014

glern scoot

The worst science teacher you could ever possible have. He never has any idea what hes doing, and to make up for his dull attitude, he attempts to do an experiment, but almost blows his face off.
"This teacher is totally a glern scoot"
"I know man, its brutal..."
glern scoot by Prisane January 6, 2016

Gleg Moment 

Relating to or about Gleg; a period of time that is stereotypical ical to Gleg behaviour (either clumsy or random behaviour).
Arrives late to class despite having to walk less distance then anybody else, "What a Gleg Moment"
Gleg Moment by MysteriousGLEG June 10, 2021

Freddy Gleghorn Moment 

A moment that is heavily dumb and stupid
He just got 30 percent in a test, what a Freddy Gleghorn moment
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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