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Glerg is a word which has no true definition. It primarily replaces any word besides names in the dictionary. Glerg sounds best when it is used in a sexual/dirty situation
IE
Omg, last night i was glerging so hard.
(use your imagination)

She was glerging me all day.
( again use your imagination)
Glerg by zachary kid May 23, 2008
Words you can keep
Someone who is incredibly underwhelming or below average in every sense of the word. Someone who it’s impossible to underestimate
Taylir is a massive Glerg she can’t do anything right.
Glerg by Kalamasz_kid May 25, 2021
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ERGA GLERG 

An expression noise, generally one of frustration.
Me, confused on the phone: "Its peak distraction hours now."
Friend I called who can't figure out what I want: "ERGA GLERG!"
ERGA GLERG by PolyPolyPanPan July 23, 2021
Difficult to cure and highly infectious, this is glitter that travels from person to person after even minimal contact. Usually originates from some kind of queer craft activity involving glitter or glittered clothing and accessories. A great number of queer people, particularly gay men, catch and spread glerpes.

Usually transmitted by hugging, cuddling, or just being really gay. A portmanteau of glitter and herpes.
Jourdan works at the Center For Queer Children and regularly spreads glerpes.
glerpes by Kari Tether December 18, 2014

glern scoot

The worst science teacher you could ever possible have. He never has any idea what hes doing, and to make up for his dull attitude, he attempts to do an experiment, but almost blows his face off.
"This teacher is totally a glern scoot"
"I know man, its brutal..."
glern scoot by Prisane January 6, 2016

Gleg Moment 

Relating to or about Gleg; a period of time that is stereotypical ical to Gleg behaviour (either clumsy or random behaviour).
Arrives late to class despite having to walk less distance then anybody else, "What a Gleg Moment"
Gleg Moment by MysteriousGLEG June 10, 2021

Freddy Gleghorn Moment 

He just got 30 percent in a test, what a Freddy Gleghorn moment
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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