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Glarg
The noise her mouth makes When your big cock is in her mouth at the back of the throat and you facefuck her and she makes a glarg gagging noise usually with saliva every where
Damn you can really take some dick baby
Now Open your mouth as wide as you can and stick your tongue out
Glarg glarg glarg glarg glarg !
Ahh Fuck yeah just like that
Now Open your mouth as wide as you can and stick your tongue out
Glarg glarg glarg glarg glarg !
Ahh Fuck yeah just like that
Glarg by Supersoaker2020 March 16, 2020
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Glarg by Shai Steiman September 18, 2003
Glarg
That sound of relief you make after the shit you've been pushing for ten minutes finally comes free.
Glarg by Dr.FunTimes June 1, 2015
Glarg
I'm telling you that Ryan is a total Glarg! The way he played out that war in game and won 1st place, all while he had that sexy bitch just Glargging down on him!
Glarg by SweeterTee December 3, 2021
Glarg
Male, 30-something, Patriots fan.
Very or slightly overweight dude commonly with long messy hair, poor hygiene, age old clothes. No sexual attraction whatsoever. More than likely hanging out with a taller, handsomer, clean cut guy of same age and background in order to have the women in his same vicinity.
Most commonly the GLARG is from the North Eastern part of the continental United States and has relocated to warmer and a more metropolitan area.
Becomes second tier when women approach the taller friend. Usually just shunned away with a kind insult.
Very or slightly overweight dude commonly with long messy hair, poor hygiene, age old clothes. No sexual attraction whatsoever. More than likely hanging out with a taller, handsomer, clean cut guy of same age and background in order to have the women in his same vicinity.
Most commonly the GLARG is from the North Eastern part of the continental United States and has relocated to warmer and a more metropolitan area.
Becomes second tier when women approach the taller friend. Usually just shunned away with a kind insult.
Woman walks up to two guys in a bar and says to the taller one...
WOMAN: "Excuse me, my friends over there are interested in you. What is your name?"
TALL FRIEND: (being polite and introducing his less fortunate friend) "Hi, I'm Jeff and this is my friend Glenn!"
WOMAN: "Was that Glarg???"
GLENN (GLARG): (furious but controlled) "No, Glenn, two N's..."
WOMAN: (Interested in the Tall Friend) "Whatever, anyway Jeff, my friends....."
Usually this leaves the GLARG enraged and hateful, but still drinks the night away.
WOMAN: "Excuse me, my friends over there are interested in you. What is your name?"
TALL FRIEND: (being polite and introducing his less fortunate friend) "Hi, I'm Jeff and this is my friend Glenn!"
WOMAN: "Was that Glarg???"
GLENN (GLARG): (furious but controlled) "No, Glenn, two N's..."
WOMAN: (Interested in the Tall Friend) "Whatever, anyway Jeff, my friends....."
Usually this leaves the GLARG enraged and hateful, but still drinks the night away.
Glarg by Fremont40SW June 24, 2009