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Garfeldi 

The Religion of the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Popularized by the priest Saltydkdan
Person 1: What the fuck is Garfeldi?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up, Anyone that disrespects Garfeldi in any way will be disposed in the pits.
Garfeldi by MUGlol69 October 20, 2021

Garfeldi 

Definition A)
A differnt countries attempt to have a Garfield

Definiton B)
Oh god oh fuck Garfeldi is at my door subscribe to Saltydkdan OH GO-
Mom can we have Gafield at home?
No son we have Garfeldi
Garfeldi by Zeymatis October 19, 2021

garfeliose 

A small stuffed cat of whom will haunt you nighmares
Garfeliose killed my whole family

Garfeldi 

Garfeldi
Garfeldi is god and anyone who disrespects him shall be put to death
Garfeldi by Whomesty July 10, 2022
A fatass orange cat who eats drug traced lasagna and smokes weed
"I hate garfeld"
"Me too he's an asshole"
garfeld by Pussydestroyer531 September 5, 2022
The word used when opening a bottle of ketchup without shaking it first, and tomato liquid comes out.
Guy 1: I just got a new bottle of ketchup for the hot dogs.
Guy 2: Sweet *opens bottle without shaking* DAMN IT, I GOT GLARFL ON MY HOT DOG!
Glarfl by Heccing WEABOO December 20, 2019