Glarfel

A complete and total dumbass

Dan you are a big ass glarfel

by Dingaloid June 11, 2018

Garfeldi

The Religion of the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Popularized by the priest Saltydkdan

Person 1: What the fuck is Garfeldi?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up, Anyone that disrespects Garfeldi in any way will be disposed in the pits.

by MUGlol69 October 20, 2021

Garfeldi

Definition A)
A differnt countries attempt to have a Garfield

Definiton B)
Oh god oh fuck Garfeldi is at my door subscribe to Saltydkdan OH GO-

Mom can we have Gafield at home?
No son we have Garfeldi

by Zeymatis October 19, 2021

garfeliose

A small stuffed cat of whom will haunt you nighmares

Garfeliose killed my whole family

by The Garfeliose Gang April 4, 2022

Garfeldi

Garfeldi

Garfeldi is god and anyone who disrespects him shall be put to death

by Whomesty July 10, 2022

garfeld

A fatass orange cat who eats drug traced lasagna and smokes weed

"I hate garfeld"
"Me too he's an asshole"

by Pussydestroyer531 September 5, 2022

Glarfl

The word used when opening a bottle of ketchup without shaking it first, and tomato liquid comes out.

Guy 1: I just got a new bottle of ketchup for the hot dogs.
Guy 2: Sweet *opens bottle without shaking* DAMN IT, I GOT GLARFL ON MY HOT DOG!

by Heccing WEABOO December 20, 2019