Glarfel

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A complete and total dumbass

Dan you are a big ass glarfel

Glarfel by Dingaloid June 11, 2018

Words you can keep

Garfeldi

The Religion of the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Popularized by the priest Saltydkdan

Person 1: What the fuck is Garfeldi?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up, Anyone that disrespects Garfeldi in any way will be disposed in the pits.

Garfeldi by MUGlol69 October 20, 2021

Related Words

Glarfel • Garfeldi • garfeld • garfeld the cat • garfeliose • garfelling • GLARFALK • glarfe • Glarfendingaling • Glarfl

Garfeldi

Definition A)
A differnt countries attempt to have a Garfield

Definiton B)
Oh god oh fuck Garfeldi is at my door subscribe to Saltydkdan OH GO-

Mom can we have Gafield at home?
No son we have Garfeldi

Garfeldi by Zeymatis October 19, 2021

garfeliose

A small stuffed cat of whom will haunt you nighmares

Garfeliose killed my whole family

garfeliose by The Garfeliose Gang April 4, 2022

Garfeldi

Garfeldi is god and anyone who disrespects him shall be put to death

Garfeldi by Whomesty July 10, 2022

garfeld

A fatass orange cat who eats drug traced lasagna and smokes weed

"I hate garfeld"
"Me too he's an asshole"

garfeld by Pussydestroyer531 September 5, 2022

Glarfl

The word used when opening a bottle of ketchup without shaking it first, and tomato liquid comes out.

Guy 1: I just got a new bottle of ketchup for the hot dogs.
Guy 2: Sweet *opens bottle without shaking* DAMN IT, I GOT GLARFL ON MY HOT DOG!

Glarfl by Heccing WEABOO December 20, 2019

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026