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what's 2+2? gonorrhea 

1) A phrase uttered in angst when on the ultimate self-journey to discovering why you lack a boyfriend.

2) A mathematical equation that makes sense to a whore.

From a video that originated on tumblr and reached Youtube in June 2011.
It's a video basically doing crazy stuff that I think guys like in a girl, like being dumb and a slut... and a "good time." K? So this is just gonna be me doing crazy stuff. K. Cuz I don't have a boyfriend, so I've kind of been wondering what's wrong with me, besides the fact that I don't have any boobs. I'm a full package you guys, except without the package. No I'm just kidding. Ok, so it's gonna start now. (Now, say "Do you like me now?" x 1000, put on excessive makeup, make yourself incredibly moist, fluff up your hair, do a myspace pose, lift up your shirt, and party boy. Eventually you will want to say "What's 2+2? Gonorrhea.")

gonorrhea 

1. A horrific sounding veneral disease one might contact from not paying attention where you stick your thingy.
2. The consolation prize you get for sleeping with my ex.
After sleeping with that transvestite from Albonia, I finally picked up gonorrhea! Just four more VD's to go before I catch 'em all!
gonorrhea by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003

gonorrhea turnover 

when a woman is getting cunnilingus while sitting on the man's face, and then like the hook she spins around 180 degrees to face away from him without dismounting.
why don't you do something you're good at? like givin' him a gonorrhea turnover?

gonorrhea by proxy 

The act of transmitting something terrible, through someone else.

Often abbreviated "GBP," as to avoid social stigma.

Also refers to the actual contraction of gonorrhea.
I wasn't in class on Tuesday, so Jimmy picked up my exam for me. When I saw my C-, it was gonorrhea by proxy.

Which is larger: Long Island's GBP, or its GDP?

Man, gonorrhea by proxy. That sucks.
gonorrhea by proxy by Mahmoud J March 31, 2008

Nose Gonorrhea 

The horrid burning sensation you get when you go in a pool and water gets up your nose.
I jumped into the pool last night, and man, my nose almost bled. I totally had Nose Gonorrhea.
Nose Gonorrhea by Derpherpy June 21, 2010

gonorrhea 

I'm gonorrhea
and that's a fact
if you can't say that
then call me clap
I wait in genitals
just like a trap
and burn up lovers
like bacon fat!
Ooh baby, I like it raw!
Gonorrhea from Chappelle's show.
gonorrhea by Adrian September 24, 2006
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