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graysexual 

Written also: greysexual

adj: sometimes having sexual attraction and/or feelings, but usually not. generally asexual but perhaps capable of sexual desire under certain conditions, eg love or romance.

noun: person who identifies as graysexual

Whereas sexual orientation exists along a continuum of heterosexual, bisexual and homosexual, sex drive also exists along a continuum. Some people (highly sexual) desire to have sex with anyone they can; some people (strictly asexual) have no sexual desires; graysexuals are predominantly asexual but capable of manifesting sexual desires under specific circumstances. This is not to be confused with an asexual that is satisfying a partner's sexual desires despite lacking sexual desire of their own.
"Look at all of these hot chicks!"
"Eh."
"Dude, are you gay?"
"Nah, I'm graysexual. I can see that there are plenty of hot chicks here, but that doesn't mean I want to have sex with any of them."
graysexual by the_smasher November 29, 2009

gyrosexual 

someone who gets horny for green things
Person 1, you're a gyrosexual creepo
gyrosexual by HORNYGREENMAN January 17, 2017

Gyrosexual 

A person with a strong sexual attraction to people, things, or animals of the colour green
Matthew you can't shove a green marker up your asshole! YOU STUPID GYROSEXUAL
Gyrosexual by Hungryfogreendaddys January 19, 2017

Gyrosexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to the colour green.
Gyrosexual Jason: *moan* oh ya. I wanna fuck this cucumber all night long. *slurp*
Fucking Billy: Holy shit guys. That girl with the green hair is so hot. (the green haired girl looks like this: bitly2kcAAO2)
Gyrosexual by GyrosexualDegenerate January 21, 2017

Gyrosexual 

A gyrosexual is a person who is sexually aroused by the colour green and
MATTHEW!! Stop trying to have hardcore anal with cacti they aren't interested... (sigh) you dumb gyrosexual.
Gyrosexual by Greenfeelsgoodinmyass January 22, 2017

Gyrosexual 

People (mostly named Matthew) who are easily sexually aroused by anything of the colour green
MATTHEW!!! It's not okay to shove whole avocados up your dick hole... you stupid gyrosexual
Gyrosexual by Greenfeelsgoodinmyass January 27, 2017
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