Gyrosexual

A person with a strong sexual attraction to people, things, or animals of the colour green

Matthew you can't shove a green marker up your asshole! YOU STUPID GYROSEXUAL

by Hungryfogreendaddys January 19, 2017

Gyrosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to the colour green.

Gyrosexual Jason: *moan* oh ya. I wanna fuck this cucumber all night long. *slurp*
Fucking Billy: Holy shit guys. That girl with the green hair is so hot. (the green haired girl looks like this: bitly2kcAAO2)

by GyrosexualDegenerate January 21, 2017

Gyrosexual

A gyrosexual is a person who is sexually aroused by the colour green and

MATTHEW!! Stop trying to have hardcore anal with cacti they aren't interested... (sigh) you dumb gyrosexual.

by Greenfeelsgoodinmyass January 23, 2017

Gyrosexual

People (mostly named Matthew) who are easily sexually aroused by anything of the colour green

MATTHEW!!! It's not okay to shove whole avocados up your dick hole... you stupid gyrosexual

by Greenfeelsgoodinmyass January 28, 2017

Gyrosexual

A person with the strange sexual attraction to people, things, animals of the colour green

Matthew, you can't shove a green marker up your asshole. YOU STUPID GYROSEXUAL

by Hungryfogreendaddys January 19, 2017

Gyrosexual

Somebody, (mostly tall blonde weirdos named Matthew) who is sexually attracted to the colour green

Matthew! why the hell did you think it was a good idea to masturbate to our classrooms showing of how the grinch stole Christmas!!.......(sigh) you stupid gyrosexual

by Hard for green January 20, 2017

Gyrosexual

A man woman or living thing if any species or gender who is sexually aroused or turned on by anything of the colour green

MATTHEW!!! Why are you masturbating go to idubbbz's alien video YOU DUMB GYROSEXUAL

by Hard for green January 27, 2017