MATTHEW

one who is dumb enough to break his TV with a tennis ball

matthew is a brick

by psefu September 21, 2016

MATTHEW

matthew. he’s also tall. he’s full of trauma. he has a contagious laugh. matt is gay? matthew is not willingly homophobic. he’s kind. #ariesprince #sexy #spectacular

“Matthew might be a bottom”
“Matthew is second tallest in the building”
“Matthew hates twinks”

by val <3 :) December 13, 2021

MATTHEW

Annorhexic, looks like a donkey

“Look at Matthew”
“Yeah he looks like an annorhexic donkey”
“True he’s a real ass”

by Hippothotomas February 5, 2018

MATTHEW

THE UGLIEST THING INTHE WORLD
HES AUTISTIC,GAY,STUPID AND THE WORLDS WORST SPELLER IF YOU MEET HIM YOU WILL HATE HIM NO JOKE...UNLESS YOU GET LUCKY BUT I DOUGHT IT

MATTHEW IS SO GAY AND HE LIKES TO EAT HIS BUGERS

by my butt cheak November 28, 2019

MATTHEW

Matthews are hot and f boys big time f boys they will take advantage of the situation your in tell you they love you feed you pretty little lies then stomp on your heart and and shatter it in a million little pieces BEWARE of Matthews He will make you happy at first then make you cry your eyes out for months

We need to cancel Matthews

Sara: I got a new boyfriend

Allie: cool what’s his name

Sara: Matthew

Allie: GIRL NOT A MATTHEW

by Kanebrownislife September 7, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is the cutest guy you will ever meet. He is charming, goodlooking, and very nice. He can get on your nerves at some times, but he is the best guy in the whole entire world.

I wish my matthew would like me.

by kieililiyi November 3, 2011

Matthew

Someone who everyone can't resist. Evryone loves him and he loves everyone back. Doesn't get angry a lot but when he does get angry he woops ass. Watch out for them because they are cool!!!!

Hottie #1: WHO IS THAT HUNK!!!

Hottie#2: Man he has to be a Matthew!!!

by $nip3r May 1, 2010