Giraffasm

The Orgasm of a Giraffe

"Hey pop, what's that Giraffe doing?"
"I believe it's having a Giraffasm Billy"

Giraffasm by Faetality rox my cox July 8, 2009

queer giraffes 

for anyone who has seen 2000s 'Gladiator' this term should make immediate sense:

"Proximo: Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back."

So nowadays, its being used as an expression of anger against someone who possible wants to cheat on you in one way or another or did so already.

Hey Mister, this car is really cheap, go buy it!
You wanna sell queer giraffes to me or what, that car is as broken as it is cheap!


Sorry darling, not tonight I've got a headache.
Youre not selling me those queer giraffes again, you had a headache for two years now!

queer giraffes by Saverio January 7, 2005

giraffalo 

a mix between a giraffe and a buffalo

wow look at that giraffalo!! it sure is ugly!

giraffalo by TOAST!!%@$# October 5, 2005

Giraffadon 

a large fictional half giraffe half godzilla like lizard. eats mainly cadbury's creme eggs

Dave was enjoying his lovely chocolate egg, when a Giraffadon climbed in an open window and stole it.

Giraffadon by terry wrist2 June 30, 2010

Making giraffes 

When your significant other sneaks you into their house to have sex while their parents are home

Guy 1: “Bro, what did you do last night?”
Guy 2: “ My girlfriend and I were Making Giraffes and that bitches dad caught us and called the cops.”
Guy 1: Damn that nigga strict

Making giraffes by Coocoocrackerkid November 6, 2017

giraffesque 

Something that looks like or can be related to a giraffe.

Hey check out how long that girls neck is, its pretty giraffesque

giraffesque by sillllllly August 23, 2011

beach giraffes 

What humans be called in Spongebob.

Nearly naked beach giraffes!

beach giraffes by babypiratesnapchat2 October 31, 2022