babypiratesnapchat2's definitions

Vaseline challenge

When you eat Vaseline on camera and post it on social media (usually YouTube) to new cool

Heather did the Vaseline challenge. All that Vaseline in her mouth gave her a lisp. She's so cool.

by babypiratesnapchat2 November 27, 2024

rats with hair

Squirrels

Do not feed the rats with hair.

by babypiratesnapchat2 November 27, 2024

Eye Dentist

A spiteful name for ophthalmologists used by real doctors who are bitter that they work more arrrs.

*spitty lisping* Oh, so you're not a "real doctor" you're an eye dentist *spits*
Is that arrrs or hours? Both.

by babypiratesnapchat2 May 12, 2024

butt pirate

A Matey who, in the protheth of wearing The Eyepatch, plunderth the treathureth of other Mateyth, whether hith or her Vatheline-covered thword be drawn or not. Expected to have a lithp.

"It'th your turn to walk the plank," one Butt Pirate lisped to the other, while spitting saliva.

by babypiratesnapchat2 May 11, 2024

crossy road

play it

playing crossy road makes you cool

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 9, 2024

Diapering

The act of wearing a life jacket upside down like a diaper in order to make your body less constricted. This is usually done by pirates with lisps

We had a blast on a boat. We're just diapering all day in the lake.

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 2, 2024

Grandma's bubbles

The bubbles in the sink when you wash your hands

*washes hands and plays with the bubbles in the sink* Grandma's bubbles

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 2, 2024