Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.

Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 01, 2023

Eye Dentist

A spiteful name for ophthalmologists used by real doctors who are bitter that they work more arrrs.

*spitty lisping* Oh, so you're not a "real doctor" you're an eye dentist *spits*
Is that arrrs or hours? Both.

by babypiratesnapchat2 May 12, 2024

klindy

a sassy but kind at heart person. shy but an extrovert to some.

she is more of a klindy

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 06, 2023

Snapcat

Snapchat for cats.

Baby Pirate Isabella (eyepatch): (lisping, shyly) Ooh, Snapchat!! *blushes*
Isabella's mom: Don't use that, it's not regular Snapchat, it's Snapcat.
Baby Pirate Isabella: (shyly, lisping) What be Snapcat? *blushes*
Mom: Snapcat. Snapchat for cats. It's right in the name!!
Shy baby cat: (blushes and uses rainbow throw-up Snapcat filter)

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 30, 2022

internet-lisp

typing with a lisp on a computer to another person.

person 1 - thup mang.. what are you doing?
person 2 - not much thon, was just peething out actually.
person 1 - internet-lisp

by babypiratesnapchat2 July 22, 2023

loose tooth

Moose Tooth Grill associate that goes above and beyond the call of duty. Expected to have a lisp.

You are such a loose tooth!

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 30, 2023

loose tooth

Food lion associate that goes above and beyond the call of duty. Expected to have a lisp.

You are such a loose tooth!

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 30, 2023