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Vaseline challenge 

When you eat Vaseline on camera and post it on social media (usually YouTube) to new cool
Heather did the Vaseline challenge. All that Vaseline in her mouth gave her a lisp. She's so cool.

rats with hair 

Do not feed the rats with hair.

Eye Dentist 

A spiteful name for ophthalmologists used by real doctors who are bitter that they work more arrrs.
*spitty lisping* Oh, so you're not a "real doctor" you're an eye dentist *spits*
Is that arrrs or hours? Both.

butt pirate 

A Matey who, in the protheth of wearing The Eyepatch, plunderth the treathureth of other Mateyth, whether hith or her Vatheline-covered thword be drawn or not. Expected to have a lithp.
"It'th your turn to walk the plank," one Butt Pirate lisped to the other, while spitting saliva.

crossy road 

play it
playing crossy road makes you cool

Diapering 

The act of wearing a life jacket upside down like a diaper in order to make your body less constricted. This is usually done by pirates with lisps
We had a blast on a boat. We're just diapering all day in the lake.

Grandma's bubbles 

The bubbles in the sink when you wash your hands
*washes hands and plays with the bubbles in the sink* Grandma's bubbles