babypiratesnapchat2's definitions

iron bar hotel

Jail

Iron bar hotel is the worst hotel. open bathroom

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 19, 2023

Eye Dentist

A spiteful name for ophthalmologists used by real doctors who are bitter that they work more arrrs.

*spitty lisping* Oh, so you're not a "real doctor" you're an eye dentist *spits*
Is that arrrs or hours? Both.

by babypiratesnapchat2 May 12, 2024

Blush

What an innocent person does when he/she talks like a pirate with a lisp.

Baby Heather: (flaps wings and flies) *blushes* Arrrr!! Arrrr!! Avatht, mateyth!! Thwab the pool deck!!
Heather's parents: Heather is the baby of the world. She's an angel!! Literally!!

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 20, 2022

swashbuckle

1.(verb) to be swept up by ocean water and tumbled around
2.(noun) daredevil
3.(noun) swaggering swordsman

I really want to be swashbuckled by another wave.

by babypiratesnapchat2 July 21, 2023

Contagious amblyopia

I specialize in amblyopia and people ask "Is amblyopia contagious?" And yes it is very contagious I would recommend that you get an eyepatch to treat amblyopia at your local hospital or clinic now

You need to wear an eyepatch to treat contagious amblyopia.

by babypiratesnapchat2 June 24, 2023

Wii elevator Snapchat

A Snapchat taken in the elevator with Wii elevator music playing in the background.

Baby pirate Isabella (eyepatch): (blows nose in the elevator) (lisping, shyly) Arrrr, this here be me Wii elevator Snapchat.

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 28, 2022

Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.

Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023