Ginch Gonch

A brand of very expensive underwear, about 30 dollars a pair with designs on them, 25 for 'basic'. For both men and women. Some of their designs have very sexual connotations (wiener eater, ass licker, piggy bottoms, beaver eater, shooting stars, ect.) Pretty much not available anywhere but online. Very colorful. They try and mimic youthfulness, and the result is underwear so playful it's barely sexy.

"Your underwear has pictures of hockey players?"
"Yeah, wanna fuck?"
"Not if you aren't wearing Ginch Gonch. Bright colors turn me on!"

by EDAWGfff March 24, 2007

gonch monster

Slang term for an erect (penis) aka a (boner), a hyperbolic description of male human (genitals) or (genitalia).

Jim unexpectedly pulled out his gonch monster at the party causing a ruckus amongst the other partygoers.

by datguyfrom77 March 9, 2020

gonch kibble

small dry turds resembling dry dog food inadvertently expressed into ones underpants

His wife became annoyed from constantly having to clean his gonch kibble.

by g-man 82 June 16, 2015

Gonch Rocket

Erect penis contained by your underwear or gonch.

At the strip club, the other night, I had trouble concealing my gonch rocket.

by shirtzooka March 31, 2010

Gonch Pad

The backside of the kneecap.

The man caressed my gonch pad

by Sir erplebottom January 29, 2019

ginch

Underwear. Usually, but not always, standard men's briefs (tightey-whiteys or y-fronts). Often connotes particularly old, worn-out, dirty, or generally nasty items. Variations include gonch, gaunch, gawnch, or gonchies. Primarily Canadian usage.

"You think that it's a cinch / to get up in my ginch?" -- Peaches, "The Inch"

by anonymous September 3, 2004

gonch

Underwear - usually tighty whities with a stretched elastic and bearing the marks of a quarter mile dragstrip which are fuckin unbleachable. Usually vyach just waits til they disintigrate to chuck em. a key and necessary element in gonch pulls.

aka gawnch or gonchies

ewwwwww, whose immigrant gonch???

by Dexter March 26, 2003