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Gignap

The act of holding a person's time hostage by being late to a meeting and preventing the person from moving on to other work.
Jeff was late again and gignapped 20 minutes of my time that I could have used on another project.
by JY44 September 20, 2019
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Gigaparsec

Is a measurement of distance. More so, is the largest measurement of distance there is. The reason for this is because the approximate radius of the entire observable universe is just 14 gigaparsecs.

The equivalent distance in meters is 3.3 x 10^25 meters, which could also be written as:
330,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 meters.
(Three-hundred and thirty septillion meters)

OR 3.3 billion light-years.
Brian- "Haha, my penis is a gigaparsec long."

Mark- "So, you're saying your penis is 2,429,669,490,000,000,000 times larger than the diameter of the earth itself?"

Brian- "Yeah, that sounds about right."

Mark- "Hm, seems legit."
by 29.9SecondsToMars March 24, 2012
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Gigapenis

Gigapenis n. pl. gigapenii. A penis over 11.81 inches long.
Your mom enjoyed a gigapenis last night.
by Micropeni$ June 5, 2015
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gigapause

The Gigapause was an extensive period of time, lasting for nearly a year, when the creator of Homestuck (Andrew Hussie) took some time off of posting updates for the popular webcomic. During that time, Homestucks barely clung to life as they awaited more updates. When the Gigaunpaused was released, MS Paint Adventures crashed, and multiple bugs showed up, all because so many Homestucks logged on all at once.
Non-informed person: "I heard that that person reads something called Homestuck... What is that?"
Person in their right mind: "Go ahead and ask them, but do NOT mention the word 'Gigapause' if you want to live."
by dracowings99 January 15, 2016
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gigapuppy

puppy who is full of energy, (a full gigabyte of it),
My Jack Russell Terrier is a Gigapuppy, he never sleeps!
My Gigapuppy kept me up all night last night chewing on everything!
by sweetmiserymidnight January 24, 2007
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Gigapwned

To be pwned in the magnitude times 1000.
Guy 1: Wtf? That guy killed you in like 10 seconds flat! Guy 2: How the.. I didn't even know that was possible.. Guy: 1 He went beyond pwning you. You just got gigapwned..
by Xero _ Manifest December 29, 2010
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GigaPorn

-Dude, here's your 500 GigaPorn harddrive back!
-Thanks, dude! It'll be a TeraPorn drive soon!
by FredL2 December 3, 2009
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