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Gigaparsec
Is a measurement of distance. More so, is the largest measurement of distance there is. The reason for this is because the approximate radius of the entire observable universe is just 14 gigaparsecs.
The equivalent distance in meters is 3.3 x 10^25 meters, which could also be written as:
330,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 meters.
(Three-hundred and thirty septillion meters)
OR 3.3 billion light-years.
The equivalent distance in meters is 3.3 x 10^25 meters, which could also be written as:
330,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 meters.
(Three-hundred and thirty septillion meters)
OR 3.3 billion light-years.
Brian- "Haha, my penis is a gigaparsec long."
Mark- "So, you're saying your penis is 2,429,669,490,000,000,000 times larger than the diameter of the earth itself?"
Brian- "Yeah, that sounds about right."
Mark- "Hm, seems legit."
Mark- "So, you're saying your penis is 2,429,669,490,000,000,000 times larger than the diameter of the earth itself?"
Brian- "Yeah, that sounds about right."
Mark- "Hm, seems legit."
Gigaparsec by 29.9SecondsToMars March 24, 2012
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Gignap • Gigapenis • gingapeegg • gingaplon • Giznap • gienapp • gigapants • Gigaparsec • gigapassoid • gigapause
Gigapenis
Gigapenis by Micropeni$ June 5, 2015
gigapause
The Gigapause was an extensive period of time, lasting for nearly a year, when the creator of Homestuck (Andrew Hussie) took some time off of posting updates for the popular webcomic. During that time, Homestucks barely clung to life as they awaited more updates. When the Gigaunpaused was released, MS Paint Adventures crashed, and multiple bugs showed up, all because so many Homestucks logged on all at once.
Non-informed person: "I heard that that person reads something called Homestuck... What is that?"
Person in their right mind: "Go ahead and ask them, but do NOT mention the word 'Gigapause' if you want to live."
Person in their right mind: "Go ahead and ask them, but do NOT mention the word 'Gigapause' if you want to live."
gigapause by dracowings99 January 15, 2016
gigapuppy
My Jack Russell Terrier is a Gigapuppy, he never sleeps!
My Gigapuppy kept me up all night last night chewing on everything!
My Gigapuppy kept me up all night last night chewing on everything!
gigapuppy by sweetmiserymidnight January 24, 2007
Gigapwned
Guy 1: Wtf? That guy killed you in like 10 seconds flat! Guy 2: How the.. I didn't even know that was possible.. Guy: 1 He went beyond pwning you. You just got gigapwned..
Gigapwned by Xero _ Manifest December 29, 2010
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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