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Giggletwit 

A female that blows smoke up your ass. Laughs at all your dumb jokes, tells you how smart you are when you're not. How hot you are when you're anything but. She's a fake.
She's such a giggletwit, she just told ugly guy he was hoooot because he has money.
Giggletwit by Lola Sammy February 11, 2009
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gigglefit 

A huge bout of uncontrollable laughter.
My friend always has enormous gigglefits.
gigglefit by Nopey Nope Nope February 2, 2005

gigglebitch 

(gi gl bitch) noun (plural: gi gl bitch es) a person, usually female, and frequently in pairs, that laughs hysterically at something stupid and/or inside jokes, oblivious to any surrounding situations, people, or sleepers. Frequently makes fun of others' laughter when not gigglebitching, and does not realize that she sounds more annoying.

can also be verbed, as in "gigglebitching"
Cassie and Hallie were being gigglebitches this afternoon when they were giggling incessantly at god-only-knows-what, while poor Allie was out of the loop, and increasingly annoyed.
gigglebitch by Lexicontastic January 14, 2010

giggleshits 

1. A response to something hilarious yet very weird.

2. What happens when you laugh so hard that you start to make weird noises and are then overcome with the feeling that you are about to shit yourself.
1. Let's post this picture of an old guy's ass. Just for giggleshits.

2. Bob told me this great joke... before I knew it, I felt the giggleshits come on.
giggleshits by M!lk April 5, 2008

gigglewiggle 

The semi-autonomous act of the penis giggling. It is mostly felt when laughing at some stupid ass barney shit when getting wet.
Fuck mman, imma bout to gigglewiggle.
gigglewiggle by Solid Snail October 12, 2013
One who is ignorant of their own stupidity to such a degree where they make a fool of themselves.
Oh, dont be such a giggletit!

Shut up, giggletits

Dave Cunha is such a giggletit
giggletit by Myles Stone July 4, 2010

gigglewink 

a funky lil guy i found on pinterest, very cute and funny
pinterest comment : thhats my man gigglewink
gigglewink by thornsystem April 14, 2022
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