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GiggleDick 

"That was hilarious. It kicked me right in the giggledick!"
GiggleDick by KixStar December 1, 2016

gigglewiggle 

The semi-autonomous act of the penis giggling. It is mostly felt when laughing at some stupid ass barney shit when getting wet.
Fuck mman, imma bout to gigglewiggle.
gigglewiggle by Solid Snail October 12, 2013

Giggledicking 

Making someone laugh when they didn't want too.
Oh man, my buddy giggledicked me so hard the other day.
Oh yeah? How?
Theres a stop on the bus route called "Downsview" and he said "I didn't know down syndrome affected your eyes"

Fuckin giggledicking me bro.
Giggledicking by YuthDecay March 5, 2015

giggledicker

one who giggles or full out laughs during oral sex. One who messes around with a wang during intercourse.
That gal I boinked was quite the giggledicker.
giggledicker by Ben Minnick August 17, 2008

Giggledick 

Person who is dumb/stupid or when someone does something dumb/stupid.
You're such a Giggledick!
Quit Giggledickin' around!
You just pulled a Giggledick.
Giggledick by Mikezilla Heads April 17, 2010

gigglepickle 

Gigglepickles are not pickles but they are giggly. They are the things in your head that tell you to do things that you regret doing. you might think that is your conchence but gigglepickles tell you to do things wrong and your sitting there thinking how much of a dipshit you are for listening to the gigglepickle. they get the giggle part of there name from laughing their ass off in your head because you did what the gigglepickle told you to do. Im warning you, do not let the gigglepickle escape your mind or you just screwed up the rest of your life....
Bob: Dude...why the fuck did you slap me??

Mike: My gigglepickle told me to.

Bob: what the hell is a gigglepickle?!?!

Mike: Well Bob gigglepickles are the things in your head that tell you to do things that you regret doing. you might think that is your conchence but gigglepickles tell you to do things wrong and your sitting there thinking how much of a dippshit you are for listening to the gigglepickle. they get the giggle part of there name from laughing their ass off in your head because you did what the gigglepickle told you to do. Im warning you, do not let the gigglepickle escape your mind or you just screwd up the rest of your life....

Bob: Hmm..let me guess thats what happend to you.

Mike: Yes,yes indeed it did Bob.

Bob: HOLY SHIT MIKE!!! YOU JUST CUT OFF MY DICK!!

Mike: My gigglepickle told me to.
gigglepickle by THE NOOB 534 June 6, 2010
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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