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GIGANTOR WHALE

a female of terrifying physical proportions, also commonly referred to as a HUUUUUUUUGE BITCH
requirements for a female to join the level of GIGANTOR WHALE include exceeding the height of 6'5 and exceeding the weight of 310 pounds

World-renowned uglybitchologist woo has been puzzled by the enigma that is the GIGANTOR WHALE for years now. He still does not comprehend their origin despite performing thousands of illegitimate, immoral experiments on them without consent. woo describes GIGANTOR WHALES as "indescribably huge." He warns the ignorant and loud-mouthed crowd that "the term should not be used lightly or casually even when messing around, becuase calling anyone who is technically not one would result in them killing themsleves immediately. It is a VERY VERY VERY rare term, only a handful of these beastbitches have been spotted in the last decade!"
what more can you say?
Bruce Lee: Would you fuck a GIGANTOR WHALE for 10 million bucks?
Jose Contreras: Fuck no! that bitch would crush me to death so I wouldn't be able to claim the money.

giganormous 

Something so big, it's more than enormous.
The Tsar Bomba had a giganormous mushroom cloud. It was the detonated October 30, 1961 and is still the largest bomb ever detonated on record, lucky humanity!
giganormous by ksadya May 27, 2007
(a)a person of unquestionable size, with huge hands and appendages. Prone to quick temper and unmitigated carnage when they blow their top.
WOW!! look at the size of that lady she is some sort of Gigantor
Gigantor by Killocraun December 17, 2011

Gigantoe 

The medical condition in which one has a freakishly large big toe.
Aaron: Dude, Zack, why can you pick up rocks and stuff with your toes?

Zack: I have gigantoe. It's my blessing and my curse.
Gigantoe by P. Hap November 9, 2009
An unusually large human, not overly obese or otherwise out of proportions, and not suffering from any apparent chromosomal deficiency/surplus. Usually used to refer to individuals that the speaker is not familiar with. It is generally used in the same manner a common name would be, when that common name is unknown. The masculine version is Gigantor, the feminine version is Giganta.
"Look at Gigantor wearing his new suit over there"

"I bet Gigantor thinks he's pretty tough, picking on that little guy"
Gigantor by Chazzman37 February 9, 2010

Gigantopotamus

1. A humorous name, term, or term of endearment for a fat, or slightly overweight, person.

2. A humorous name, or term, for a morbidly obese person, provided they don't hear you.
Woman: "Does my bum look big in this?"
Partner: "Of course it does Gigantopotamus"

From the words gigantic and hippopotamus.
See: Chunkosaurus
Gigantopotamus by Goatlips August 5, 2008
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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