ghostdump 

a dump that disappears from sight before flushing, making it seem like it was never there

man, i was on the toilet for so long, i thought it was gonna be filled up, but it ended up being a ghostdump

ghostdump by poogenius January 6, 2009

Ghost Dump 

The pleasantly surprising experience of not having to wipe after taking a dump.

"That feel when you go to wipe and are relieved in realizing it was a ghost dump, the task at hand has already been performed by an unseen and unknown force."

Ghost Dump by TedStroke June 13, 2013

Ghost Dump 

When you take a dump, and you feel your poop squeeze out your butt and go into the toilet, but when you look inside the toilet the poop is nowhere to be seen.

Guy #1: Holy shit dude, I just took a ghost dump.

Guy #2: What's that?

Guy #1: I took a huge dump, but there wasn't any poop in my toilet!

Ghost Dump by Eat My LolCake September 11, 2009

goosedumps 

When you're on the crapper and a long and deep excruciating pain develops in the dark depths of your bowel, which causes your skin to develop goosebumps.

Person 1: "Why are you taking you so long in the bathroom?"
Person 2: "I have a mean case of the goosedumps!"

goosedumps by Deromes September 6, 2007

Ghostcum 

When you feel like your cuming but there is no cum to be seen.

Awh man i hqd ghostcum

Ghostcum by Swankers April 10, 2021

Ghost dump 

When you turn around what you were sitting on the toilet for is nowhere to be seen.

I was shitting on the toilet, then when I turned around there was nothing there, I think I just did a ghost dump.

Ghost dump by jaffaw July 14, 2009

GhostDuck 

When you fart with such force, the sheer wind power creates a vibrating effect between your buttcheeks. The resulting noise is a “Quuuaaaack!” Since there obviously isn’t a physical duck next to you, and humans cannot quack with such accuracy, the only logical explanation is that GhostDuck is around, haunting you with his cryptic cries.

You hear that anguished quack? Nah, wasn’t me farting...it must’ve been GhostDuck. Quacks and vanishes.

GhostDuck by LeAnimalia October 30, 2017