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ghettothetically 

How a proposed statement, or issue is hypothetically reasoned by people in the Hood, or ghetto.
Ghettothetically speaking, if you call a man a bitch to his face, you are telling him that you are capable of whipping his ass if he doesn't like it!
ghettothetically by talk2me-JCH2 December 13, 2021

ghettotech 

An electronic music genre that was developed in Detroit stemming from Detroit Techno music with influences from Chicago Ghettohouse, Miami Bass, electro, etc. It is uptempo, stripped down, gritty music made for dancing, specifically the "jit."

If a bunch of white rappers from MPLS want to call themselves ghettotech, then so be it, but let it be known that the above definition is the true definition of GHETTOTECH.
That ghettotech mix made me want to jit all night long.

ghettotard 

1. People who affect ghetto manners, clothing, and speech to such a degree that their speech and methods of expression are incomprehensible to the average person. 2. Affecting ghetto culture to the point that it looks, and sounds, ridiculous.
"I told the wigger with the grill in his mouth, 'Quit being a ghettotard!'"
ghettotard by Six_gun_samurai August 20, 2008

ghettothesia 

The practice of anesthesia in busy urban trauma centers with a lack of supplies, broken monitors, antiquated equipment, and where duct tape is used regularly to fix issues.
I practice ghettothesia daily since my trauma center is always short on supplies and won’t purchase new equipment
ghettothesia by Squad 51 March 21, 2022

Ghettoticity

Ghettoticity (aka GhettoIQ) is a double value that ranges from 1 to 10 that represents how ghetto every individual is; 10 being the ghetto of the ghetto.

Everyone is born with a ghettoticity; usually around 5. Attributes such as race, religion, income, and education will create severe fluctuations to this number.
Current stats based off of US population below:

Mean: 6
Mode: 5
Median: 7
OMG you see that girl crotch catching, dang she ghetto as hell, I'll give her a ghettoticity of 9.68!

Man, that boy so white, he going to church every Sunday. He won't even eat fried chicken or drink grape soda...he got a ghettoticity of 3.32

Ghettotisement 

noun.
The governmental media driven advertisement of ghetto life as a cool,fulfilling lifestyle choice.It uses the most effective forms of advertisement;movies, music and fashion and the purpose is not only to normalize the inhumane and cruel state of poverty but to glamourize it.Treating the ghetto as a product instead of as a social ill has created a fascination and desire in many to waste their lives in circumstances that were previously viewed as abhorrent like living under constant threats of violence,hunger,dilapidated housing,being silenced by fear and police brutality.Ghettotisment encourages people to make poor choices such as forgoing an education in favor of gang-life.It promotes loyalty to gang brothers but rejects meaningful romantic relationships.The bros before hos credo have young men embracing their brother and prostituting their women.Pimping, sexual and physical abuse and misuse of women are made to appear daring and sexy.Uncontrolled rage and violence,thuggery,car-jacking,armed robbery are stuff that makes a hero.Prison time has turned into the standard boy-to-man right of passage.Millions of innocent people are lured into criminal controlled neighborhoods fraught with cop-killers, recalcitrants,extortionists and gangs that prey on them. Rioting,looting,domestic terrorism and immoral codes of conduct are aplauded.Murder is commonplace.Ghettotisement creates mass acceptance of criminal militia forces controlling vast sections of cities.
Nah man I am so sick of Ghettotisements.
Ghettotisement by Dragonlady58 March 7, 2021
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