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ghettotech 

An electronic music genre that was developed in Detroit stemming from Detroit Techno music with influences from Chicago Ghettohouse, Miami Bass, electro, etc. It is uptempo, stripped down, gritty music made for dancing, specifically the "jit."

If a bunch of white rappers from MPLS want to call themselves ghettotech, then so be it, but let it be known that the above definition is the true definition of GHETTOTECH.
That ghettotech mix made me want to jit all night long.
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ghettotech 

a first-rate rap crew out of Minneapolis. just because they're white doesn't mean they cant rap
"dude, ghettotech might be the best thing out of the third floor in a long time."
ghettotech by Ghettotech Fan November 11, 2008

Ghettoticity

Ghettoticity (aka GhettoIQ) is a double value that ranges from 1 to 10 that represents how ghetto every individual is; 10 being the ghetto of the ghetto.

Everyone is born with a ghettoticity; usually around 5. Attributes such as race, religion, income, and education will create severe fluctuations to this number.
Current stats based off of US population below:

Mean: 6
Mode: 5
Median: 7
OMG you see that girl crotch catching, dang she ghetto as hell, I'll give her a ghettoticity of 9.68!

Man, that boy so white, he going to church every Sunday. He won't even eat fried chicken or drink grape soda...he got a ghettoticity of 3.32
(n.) Hotel or motel where at any moment the parking lot will be filled by police filming the newest Cops episode.
Hey dude I was in Rawlins, WY at a ghettotel and the cops came to arrest someone with camera crews all over the place. He tried to run off sayin' "dont taze me bro!"

ghettochino

Cheap ass cappochino made with strong black coffee and vanilla ice cream.
Get me one of dose kickass ghettochinos my nizzle....
ghettochino by Butternut Squash December 18, 2003

Ghettolections 

collect dis money by all means necessary...gankin money out broke people bank accounts...
Hey this is Kesha calling from Ghettolections. I need my money on time!!
Ghettolections by Z' Beezy June 30, 2008

Ghettonecky 

Desciptive term used to identify a situation where rednecks are trying very hard to fit into an urban (or Ghetto) scene.

Most often seen in "clubs" in rural areas of the Northern US States.
We went to the Pines last night. It was so damn Ghettonecky!
Ghettonecky by BallsOnChin4U March 7, 2010