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ghettoitis 

The condition in which one finds themself believing the world around them is ghetto and or the "street lifestyle" Which is and attributes to the closely related condition someone is called when they believe they are of African American descent yet are merely caucasian or of other decent, commonly known as a "Wigger". Symptoms within the specified condition include the liking of music which has lyrics describing street life... ex. Rap or other "Street Music", Clothing may change as well to that of what most people would expect that is advertised or the "Fad" of Ghetto life... but most importantly is the speech in which ones grammer spelling and even spoken word is slurred into slang and street talk or Ghetto speak of sorts.
My Friend Billy who wears sun glasses and baggy torn pants and a large basket ball jersey and listens to Rap with his other friends outside on their porch and complains about his life being on the streets all the time definately has Ghettoitis.
ghettoitis by Fermi September 8, 2007
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Ghettoitis 

The condition of believe you ar from/living in a ghetto. This is especially a problem in Greenfield Indiana where there is no real ghetto.wigger
Man that wigger was some serious ghettoitis
Ghettoitis by G-CSoundit September 18, 2005

ghettoitis 

a disease you get when you act like a whore
i have ghettoitis
ghettoitis by ghettowhore July 31, 2019

Ghettoasis 

A safe and pleasant dwelling within a low-income neighborhood. Often characterized by friendly inhabitants, decent curb appeal and incredibly low rent.
Although the area is not the safest, Ben lives in a Ghettoasis. We should hang out there.
Ghettoasis by BJSR July 13, 2011

Ghettoticity

Ghettoticity (aka GhettoIQ) is a double value that ranges from 1 to 10 that represents how ghetto every individual is; 10 being the ghetto of the ghetto.

Everyone is born with a ghettoticity; usually around 5. Attributes such as race, religion, income, and education will create severe fluctuations to this number.
Current stats based off of US population below:

Mean: 6
Mode: 5
Median: 7
OMG you see that girl crotch catching, dang she ghetto as hell, I'll give her a ghettoticity of 9.68!

Man, that boy so white, he going to church every Sunday. He won't even eat fried chicken or drink grape soda...he got a ghettoticity of 3.32

Ghettotisement 

noun.
The governmental media driven advertisement of ghetto life as a cool,fulfilling lifestyle choice.It uses the most effective forms of advertisement;movies, music and fashion and the purpose is not only to normalize the inhumane and cruel state of poverty but to glamourize it.Treating the ghetto as a product instead of as a social ill has created a fascination and desire in many to waste their lives in circumstances that were previously viewed as abhorrent like living under constant threats of violence,hunger,dilapidated housing,being silenced by fear and police brutality.Ghettotisment encourages people to make poor choices such as forgoing an education in favor of gang-life.It promotes loyalty to gang brothers but rejects meaningful romantic relationships.The bros before hos credo have young men embracing their brother and prostituting their women.Pimping, sexual and physical abuse and misuse of women are made to appear daring and sexy.Uncontrolled rage and violence,thuggery,car-jacking,armed robbery are stuff that makes a hero.Prison time has turned into the standard boy-to-man right of passage.Millions of innocent people are lured into criminal controlled neighborhoods fraught with cop-killers, recalcitrants,extortionists and gangs that prey on them. Rioting,looting,domestic terrorism and immoral codes of conduct are aplauded.Murder is commonplace.Ghettotisement creates mass acceptance of criminal militia forces controlling vast sections of cities.
Nah man I am so sick of Ghettotisements.
Ghettotisement by Dragonlady58 March 7, 2021

Ghettotastic 

Ghettotastic- word used to describe an item wanting to be "bling" but not quite making it. Often so pathetic, it's fantastic.
"That chicks cross is covered in fake rhinestones! It's Ghettotastic!"

or

"My graduation tassle has rhinestones on the year, it is so ghettotastic."
Ghettotastic by MethanBetney September 23, 2004
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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