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ghettothetically 

How a proposed statement, or issue is hypothetically reasoned by people in the Hood, or ghetto.
Ghettothetically speaking, if you call a man a bitch to his face, you are telling him that you are capable of whipping his ass if he doesn't like it!
ghettothetically by talk2me-JCH2 December 13, 2021

ghettothesia 

The practice of anesthesia in busy urban trauma centers with a lack of supplies, broken monitors, antiquated equipment, and where duct tape is used regularly to fix issues.
I practice ghettothesia daily since my trauma center is always short on supplies and won’t purchase new equipment
ghettothesia by Squad 51 March 21, 2022

Ghettometer 

(Pronounced geh-tah-mih-tehr) Someone who has a keen sense for who and what is ghetto. Much like how gaydar is for homosexuals.
We didn't go to that party because Frank's Ghettometer told him there would be a lot of crack cocaine there.
Ghettometer by WhiskeyNick September 28, 2006

Ghettorate 

A rating - usually on a scale from 1-10 - that is the evaluation of your ghetto behaviour.
Ghettorate says you ain't a 10.
Ghettorate by helprichsays March 5, 2009

ghettoquette 

the proper conduct or procedure prescribed by people of a lower economic class. See also ghettiquette
I scored a sack for my friend and she did not smoke me out before she left. That bitch has no ghettoquette.

ghettowater

Koolaid (sugar, water, flavoring, and food coloring). Used by cool people and pimps.
Dude you want some ghettowater?
brb, gonna go make some ghettowater.
ghettowater by Jonathon Smith April 4, 2008