Ghettoistic 

#1
- Mix of the words 'ghetto' and 'spastic', meaning someone whom believes one is ghetto and/or gangsta but in reality is a retard.

#2
- To be gangsta livin' in da hood AKA da ghetto.

"Man, that Jimmy person is a real ghettoistic!"

"Dawg, I be ghettoistic, foo'!"

Ghettoistic by Yonasu June 30, 2008

Ghettoistic 

Having most all of the traits needed to be considered ghetto. Similar to ghettofabulous.

50 Cent is very ghettoistic.

Ghettoistic by Cody Stuckenschneider January 10, 2009

Ghettoist 

The most ghetto

person 1: Who is the ghettoist child alive?

person 2: Saad.

Ghettoist by I broke a cartel member 🔫🔫 December 9, 2021

Ghettoticity

Ghettoticity (aka GhettoIQ) is a double value that ranges from 1 to 10 that represents how ghetto every individual is; 10 being the ghetto of the ghetto.

Everyone is born with a ghettoticity; usually around 5. Attributes such as race, religion, income, and education will create severe fluctuations to this number.
Current stats based off of US population below:

Mean: 6
Mode: 5
Median: 7

OMG you see that girl crotch catching, dang she ghetto as hell, I'll give her a ghettoticity of 9.68!

Man, that boy so white, he going to church every Sunday. He won't even eat fried chicken or drink grape soda...he got a ghettoticity of 3.32

Ghettoticity by Ghettoticity is legit November 1, 2012

ghettoitis 

The condition in which one finds themself believing the world around them is ghetto and or the "street lifestyle" Which is and attributes to the closely related condition someone is called when they believe they are of African American descent yet are merely caucasian or of other decent, commonly known as a "Wigger". Symptoms within the specified condition include the liking of music which has lyrics describing street life... ex. Rap or other "Street Music", Clothing may change as well to that of what most people would expect that is advertised or the "Fad" of Ghetto life... but most importantly is the speech in which ones grammer spelling and even spoken word is slurred into slang and street talk or Ghetto speak of sorts.

My Friend Billy who wears sun glasses and baggy torn pants and a large basket ball jersey and listens to Rap with his other friends outside on their porch and complains about his life being on the streets all the time definately has Ghettoitis.

ghettoitis by Fermi September 8, 2007

Ghettotastic 

Ghettotastic- word used to describe an item wanting to be "bling" but not quite making it. Often so pathetic, it's fantastic.

"That chicks cross is covered in fake rhinestones! It's Ghettotastic!"

or

"My graduation tassle has rhinestones on the year, it is so ghettotastic."

Ghettotastic by MethanBetney September 23, 2004

ghettotastic 

fantasticlly ghetto, a combination of the 2 words, used to describe something that is really rundown.

Mike: those apartments you live in are ghettotastic
Rob: no they arent
Mike: theres a hole in the side of ur building big enough to drive through...

ghettotastic by Big Robert July 27, 2004