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Getting the D 

The act of having sex or sexual activities with a penis; getting some man candy in your bed; getting some dick.

Said by the receiving end, guy or girl, owner of the mouth, vagina, or booty.
Susie: So are we going to that party you told me about?
Lucy: Hell yeah, I'm getting the D tonight!

or

Susie: So did you get the get the D from Keith?
Lucy: No, he told me it'd "ruin the friendship" or some bullshit like that.
Susie: Wow what a little bitch.
Lucy: Yeah I know, I just want the D.
Getting the D by LetMeSeeIt February 12, 2013

Getting The D 

(verb):

The act of aquiring the male genitalia in any way shape or form. For example if you are feeling anal that is getting the d, so is a d to the eye, ear hole, mouth, throat, puntang, or other.
Friend 1: What did you do after Bob's party.

Friend 2: I got the D!

Friend 1: You were Getting The D! No way how!

Friend 2: That's a secret.
Getting The D by shaniquaski October 10, 2014

gettin the couch dirty 

When you beat your meat and you spill jizm everywhere.
Cory was beatin his meat when his sister surprised him gettin the couch dirty.
gettin the couch dirty by big_red November 7, 2006

gettin the j done 

Hooking up with a chick, working your magic on that bitch, and gettin that d wet.
Well, were you gettin the j done or pussying out, man?

Getting Down with the Dirty D 

Having sex with homeless men, men who just got back from Burning Man, or a man who is unclean.
I was getting down with the dirty d and then I got a yeast infection

Balls Gettin' Dragged The Fuck Along 

A statement in order to convey that whomever has said this has absolutely no control of the situation. Also used in conjunction with Monkey Shit Fights, SNAFU, ATFU, FUBAR.
I don't know who the Dick driving this train is, but we are just the balls gettin' dragged the fuck along!