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get more ass than a toilet seat
Nate Dogg: "...I like good pussy and I like good trees. Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, and I get more ass than a toilet seat."
When Fred got promoted from restroom attendant to bouncer at the club, he started getting more ass than a toilet seat.
When Fred got promoted from restroom attendant to bouncer at the club, he started getting more ass than a toilet seat.
get more ass than a toilet seat by Nick D May 28, 2006
Get more sleep
Friend: How are you? (cares, actually)
Friend: good just tired (for whateverty-seventh and a hundred time)
Friend: Get more sleep dude it’s like the characters in Darkest Dungeon. Take care of yourself
Friend: No
*muffled cursing, yeeting of persons into better habits*
Friend: good just tired (for whateverty-seventh and a hundred time)
Friend: Get more sleep dude it’s like the characters in Darkest Dungeon. Take care of yourself
Friend: No
*muffled cursing, yeeting of persons into better habits*
Get more sleep by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021
Get More Active
Popularly used online, to tell people to go outside and see sunlight more, maybe touch some grass, go on a walk, sign up for sports, normal outdoor activities.
Meanwhile, this is commonly said by a person who never goes outside and calls their discord kitten for 15 hours every day.
Meanwhile, this is commonly said by a person who never goes outside and calls their discord kitten for 15 hours every day.
Discord Mod: Get more active and go outside kid 😹
Discord Citizen: I am on a baseball team, I did track for 3 years, I swam for an elite swimming team, I go outside everyday because I have REAL friends that aren't a bunch of randoms on an app with a purple dinosaur or whatever tf that is as it's logo, my girlfriend/boyfriend isn't an online 13 year old, and I have parents that love me and actually spend time with me, meanwhile you just sit around on discord doing nothing, so why don't YOU get more active. ☠️
Discord Mod: ...
His E Kitten: *Punches you* >:c
Discord Citizen: ew.
Discord Citizen: I am on a baseball team, I did track for 3 years, I swam for an elite swimming team, I go outside everyday because I have REAL friends that aren't a bunch of randoms on an app with a purple dinosaur or whatever tf that is as it's logo, my girlfriend/boyfriend isn't an online 13 year old, and I have parents that love me and actually spend time with me, meanwhile you just sit around on discord doing nothing, so why don't YOU get more active. ☠️
Discord Mod: ...
His E Kitten: *Punches you* >:c
Discord Citizen: ew.
Get More Active by MaciIsFriendswithHarmonie November 24, 2022
Get more math
Get more math by Sucking fucking dick March 2, 2023
Must get more
JOSE: "All gone. Oh, fuck! I'm completely out of shit. No shit !!"
"B": "No shit?"
JOSE: "Shit no; MUST GET MORE !!"
"B" : "Uhh, more brains?"
"B": "No shit?"
JOSE: "Shit no; MUST GET MORE !!"
"B" : "Uhh, more brains?"
Must get more by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
boys go to jupiter to get more stupider
boys go to jupiter to get more stupider by yourpseudonym7193729573 November 26, 2022
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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