20 definitions by Chengo Bolemongo

Usually refers to God (or Jesus) without actually naming Him. (The Man upstairs.)
In general, alludes to the boss, the man in charge, upper level supervision, a member of management, or the executive decider.
"SOMEONE UPSTAIRS must like me 'cause I pulled through that rut like a miracle."
"Better cover your ass, boi. SOMEONE UPSTAIRS is gunnin' for you."
"I'm sorry, ma'am but that decision is for somebody above my pay grade. I'll have to refer this matter to SOMEONE UPSTAIRS."
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
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The guy at the top. Someone upstairs whose paid the big bucks to make the big decisions (;and, maybe not much of anything else get done by this person).
President Bush declared that HE is the Decider.

The magic eight-ball often stands-in as EXECUTIVE DECIDER.

When the governor refused the Stay of Execution, he de facto became the EXECUTIVE DECIDER in that convict's life.
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
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A double-teaming tactic employing a delicate, yet profound balance of yin/yang.
Can be similar to the police interrogation method called good cop / bad cop.
Can be sexual with one in the poot and one in the shute.
In any case, both actors supplement or intensify the effect of the other while remaining individually distinct and somewhat opposite in mannerism.
(on cell:) "Yo, Clyde, slide to my crib. I got me a mad hot Amazon ho and she ready for some GOOD KUNG FU / BAD KUNG FU."

GOOD FUNG FU: "Snatch the pebble, grasshoppa."
BAD KUNG FU: "No tickee, no washee."
by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
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The empty vacuum of space which now exists where the 20th century electro-pop/punk band Devo was. The DEVOID was created (established) in the mid 1990's when Devo quit jamming. Even yet, the DEVO Fan Club motors on (or rather it's still rollin') in homage to the Akron, oHIo-based quintet.
"The modern music industry is completely DEVOID of the unique niche which Devo filled in the '70's and '80's (and kinda in the '90's)."
by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
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Ejaculative exclamation (NO SHIT !!) used to affirm the assertion that what was just told is the absolute fucking truth even though it totally sounds like utter bullshit.
REN: "Oh no! I'm completely out of shit. NO SHIT !!"
STIMPY: "NO SHIT?"
REN: "Shit no !! (I wouldn't shit my favorite turd.)"
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
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This pretty well sum up my relationship with MIDGET PORN.
SHRINK: " ... and how does that make you feel?"

SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."

SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
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Done, dead, or dusted. To withdraw an offer. Invalidated. Terminated.
"The Smart Patrol CANCELLED my definition submittal before it was even reviewed by UD editors. Of course I'm misillusioned and rejectified."
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
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