Cheesy Lord

The most cheesiest grand high lord of cheesy sayings. He is dirty minded and devious but a pretty cool person. Friend of the Lordess. Is also king of toasters.
“You’re so cheesy. Like, grand high cheesy lord.”
by Distractor in Chief January 01, 2021
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konneor

A fictitious person or alias, as the variation on traditional spellings suggests. If you do spot a Konneor in the wild, congratulations! However, this event is highly unlikely.
Are you sure his name is spelled Jak instead of Jack? Sounds like a Konneor to me.
by Distractor in Chief November 19, 2020
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Wet Water

A phrase commonly used by two friends to refer to stating the obvious. This often occurs when they’ve discussed intensely personal matters over text but haven’t said shit to each other in person apart from x equalling 13.
Or just a genuine genius observation.
Gamer Girl:*stares*

Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*

Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water

*basks in glory*
by Distractor in Chief March 31, 2021
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Get more sleep

What a very modest boy should do.
Friend: How are you? (cares, actually)
Friend: good just tired (for whateverty-seventh and a hundred time)
Friend: Get more sleep dude it’s like the characters in Darkest Dungeon. Take care of yourself

Friend: No

*muffled cursing, yeeting of persons into better habits*
by Distractor in Chief March 31, 2021
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connor is a child

Hypothesis: Connor is a child.

(Children laugh at immature jokes. A Connor laughs at immature jokes. They watch shows for children, as does he. Ergo, child. They both hate coffee. So either all children are Connor or Connor is a child. As not all children are Connor, the only possible result:

Conclusion: Child
Connor made a suggestive reference! Fear not, Connor is a child

Or

Anime girl: hellpp mee reach the shelf

Vampire queen: He won’t, Connor is a child. Excuse us but Springsteen awaits bye
by Distractor in Chief March 31, 2021
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Cliff

A Cliff is a very buff lad who drives a taxi.

Nonexistent on the basis that he is a.) invented by the coiner of Konneor and b.) Ella’s supposed soulmate. (See Clella )

He is both unintelligent and drinks too much coffee.
He’s such a Cliff.
by Distractor in Chief December 31, 2020
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Clella

A predicted relationship that may or may not occur. Commonly recognized as the union of a Cliff and an Ella.
Ew I don’t ship Clella.

No, Clella is destiny.
by Distractor in Chief January 01, 2021
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