11 definitions by Distractor in Chief
A phrase commonly used by two friends to refer to stating the obvious. This often occurs when they’ve discussed intensely personal matters over text but haven’t said shit to each other in person apart from x equalling 13.
Or just a genuine genius observation.
Or just a genuine genius observation.
Gamer Girl:*stares*
Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*
Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water
*basks in glory*
Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*
Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water
*basks in glory*
by Distractor in Chief March 31, 2021
Friend: How are you? (cares, actually)
Friend: good just tired (for whateverty-seventh and a hundred time)
Friend: Get more sleep dude it’s like the characters in Darkest Dungeon. Take care of yourself
Friend: No
*muffled cursing, yeeting of persons into better habits*
Friend: good just tired (for whateverty-seventh and a hundred time)
Friend: Get more sleep dude it’s like the characters in Darkest Dungeon. Take care of yourself
Friend: No
*muffled cursing, yeeting of persons into better habits*
by Distractor in Chief March 31, 2021
A Cliff is a very buff lad who drives a taxi.
Nonexistent on the basis that he is a.) invented by the coiner of Konneor and b.) Ella’s supposed soulmate. (See Clella )
He is both unintelligent and drinks too much coffee.
Nonexistent on the basis that he is a.) invented by the coiner of Konneor and b.) Ella’s supposed soulmate. (See Clella )
He is both unintelligent and drinks too much coffee.
by Distractor in Chief December 31, 2021
I quote directly:
“His voice is weird and he’s always like
All of these other believably flaw (Ed) people are FUCKING BITCHES”
“His voice is weird and he’s always like
All of these other believably flaw (Ed) people are FUCKING BITCHES”
by Distractor in Chief March 31, 2021
Cheesy yet original alternative to Lady. Often used ironically yet endearingly among intelligent friends.
by Distractor in Chief December 2, 2020
A predicted relationship that may or may not occur. Commonly recognized as the union of a Cliff and an Ella.
by Distractor in Chief January 1, 2021
A really cool guy with nice guitar skills and a weird aversion to pineapple pizza. Loyal to his friends, funny, and snarky in just the right doses.
Girl: Look at that hot guy!
Other girl: Yeah I know him (*major flex moment*) That’s Zephan. He says someone got impaled on a statue and clearly knows how to dance, he’s so cultured
Girl: Bro what a fuckin legend
Other girl: Damn right
Other girl: Yeah I know him (*major flex moment*) That’s Zephan. He says someone got impaled on a statue and clearly knows how to dance, he’s so cultured
Girl: Bro what a fuckin legend
Other girl: Damn right
by Distractor in Chief October 8, 2021