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TDGH (too drunk to get hard) 

when a male is so inebriated that his genitalia is not usable in a sexual act.
Girl: get your close off hunk.
Guy: ok
Girl: ...
Guy: what.?
Girl: omg you are TDGH (too drunk to get hard).

You the only one that my dick could get hard for 

TikTok trend about James Charles with the song “Hard for” by Kevin gates
People: makes fun of James Charles with old photos of him using “Hard for”

James: You the only one that my dick could get hard for

Hard Get 

A person that is not easily obtained. Either too beautiful or too popular to get their attention.

Someone that knows their self worth and is not easily wooed or fooled into a date or other interaction.

A celebrity or high level executive would also be an example of a hard get.
"Ellen has so much going for her, she sure is a hard get"
Hard Get by JimmyJamez March 16, 2010

Work Hard Get Smart Woo Woo 

A common saying among members of a non profit organization that places recent college graduates teaching in under resourced public schools. A call/response for a teacher to use to motivate kids. Works well with elementary aged students. When used with high school students, the teacher is risking their lives.
Student: "NOOOOOO I WANT THE DINOSAUR MATH"

Rest of class: " WORK HARD GET SMART WOO WOO!"

Get me hard, Retard 

When you're drunk as fuck and need to get hard to take a dick pic.
Girl: "Bob, how big is your dick?"
Me: "idk wanna see?"
Girl: "Sure!"
Me: "Get me hard, Retard!"
Get me hard, Retard by sharu3 November 16, 2018

Try Hard Get None  

(THGN)

Try-Hard-Get-None

To be one who strives to do something but fails
and always ends up with nothing.
Usually resulting in people thinking even less of them.
Girl1: She's such a THGN
Girl2: Yeah what a Try Hard Get None slut
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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