Get Ham 

Getting some action
Doing well on something
Annoying thing to yell at parties when someone is clearly gonna get lucky.

(steve and random slut dancing)
Phil: Get some ham Steve!!!

Phil: How did you do on that test?
Bethany: I got ham on that bitch.

YEAH GET HAM!!!

Get Ham by dude123454321 November 5, 2009

Get my Ham Bone Boiled 

A sexually suggestive reference in the song "I Got a Woman in Hawaii" by Alan Wilson where he's presumably talking about going down to Maui to get a blow job and how L.A. Women won't lend him any help.

Well I'm Going to Maui, just to get my Ham Bone Boiled, these L.A. Women like to let my, Ham Bone Spoil, oh well

Get my Ham Bone Boiled by midnightmodder November 22, 2020

Tina come get some ham 

When you want the fat lard to come get some dinner. You invite Tina to get some ham, hoping she will gratefully accept the invitation.

Luke: "Hey Tina come get some ham!"
Tina: " mmmm... ham, I am a fat lard."

Tina come get some ham by JohnnyEye January 24, 2018

don't get the ham 

don't get the ham is a new meme trend by @publictransportation on Instagram who started the meme by their mom sending them "don't get the ham" twice on iMessage with no context.

Me: what kind of meats do you want at the store?
Mom: I don't care what kind just don't get the ham.
meme instagram tumblr textposts

don't get the ham by Memelovingfuck42069 November 3, 2015

don't get your ham in a twist 

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.

both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '

don't get your ham in a twist by nishishishi June 9, 2019

Get off my ham. 

Similar to saying off my meat or get off my dick.

Tell that bitch to get off my ham.

Get off my ham. by Wall the Great October 5, 2019

get hammered 

to get very drunk

ah shit my girlfriend dumped me, lets go get hammered

get hammered by yoshman November 13, 2013