Definitions by JohnnyEye

Tina come get some ham

When you want the fat lard to come get some dinner. You invite Tina to get some ham, hoping she will gratefully accept the invitation.

Luke: "Hey Tina come get some ham!"
Tina: " mmmm... ham, I am a fat lard."

The state of being, where you were drunk the night before and have no recollection of what you did and no idea who you need to apologize to.

"Is that the girl who peed outside the office last night? Yeah she was so wasted i bet she is so Lamonting right now"