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Gerophilia

Love for the wrinkles. Retirees. C'mon now! You know that thingy...
Art has always been a gerophiliac. He claims older hens yield a better broath.
by 3ller July 9, 2021
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Zerophiliac

Any person with Zerophilia, the rare genetic condition affecting those who possess an extra "Z" chromosome in addition to the standard gender-determining X and Y chromosomes. Following their first experience of sexual intercourse, Zerophiliacs may change gender whenever they are sexually aroused. The International Organization of Zerophiliacs provides testing services and resources for those with Zerophilia.
When she noticed her boyfriend, Jake's, penis occasionally disappeared, Mary submitted his hair for testing to The International Organization of Zerophiliacs and confirmed her hopes: Jake is a Zerophiliac.
by ZerophiliacsHaveMoreFun January 2, 2010
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Aerophilia

When you love airplanes, you know sitting in an airplane and just looking down on the world. Or maybe even flying one.
Oh man, I cant wait to take off!
Why is it so exciting?
I dont know, I just kind of get "aroused" while high up.
Pretty sure you have aerophilia.
(Oh and btw, a fun thing you can do on google is take a phobia, for example emetophobia, and replace the phobia with philia, then you can find some weird fetishes...)
by Purpose Inc. May 9, 2016
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Zerophilia

Zerophilia is a rare genetic condition affecting those who possess an extra "Z" chromosome, in addition to the standard gender-determining X and Y chromosomes. Following their first experience of sexual intercourse, Zerophiliacs may change gender whenever they are sexually aroused.
Since Sean has Zerophilia, he fears if he has sex with his girlfriend, he'll wake up in the morning as Shauna.
by ZerophiliacsHaveMoreFun January 2, 2010
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Geriaphiliac

One who bangs, or has other sexual relations (i.e. oral sex, anal sex, handjobs, deep kissing or holding hands) with a geriatric a.k.a. old person.
"Oh that Chantel, always messin' with those old men, she's a geriaphiliac."
by Red Killwell July 3, 2007
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gentrophilia

Symptoms:


Watching "granny-porn".

Being nice to old people.

Helping an old lady across the street. (there's always a hidden motive)

Having sex with old people.


Special Notes:

It is still considered gentrophilia when an old person has sex with another old person.
by Anonymous June 16, 2003
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gentrophilia

That person's gentrophilia creeps me out.
by Greg October 26, 2002
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