gentrophilia

Symptoms:


Watching "granny-porn".

Being nice to old people.

Helping an old lady across the street. (there's always a hidden motive)

Having sex with old people.


Special Notes:

It is still considered gentrophilia when an old person has sex with another old person.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

gentrophilia

The uncontrollable desire to have sex with old people

That person's gentrophilia creeps me out.

by Greg October 26, 2002

Gandrophilia

A strong (non-sexual) interest in geese and goose-related matters.

It would never have worked out between us; his gandrophilia left very little time for us to do anything together that didn't also involve geese.

by goosefacts July 13, 2010

gastrophiliac

one who has sex with food.

I walked into my roommates room and found cartons of lo mein noodles. In the corner of the room I saw what seemed to look like a body. Upon closer inspection I realized it was clothing stuffed with lo mein noodles with the crotch cut out of the pants for sexual intercourse. Oh snap! He is a gastrophiliac. f$#%.

by lo man April 20, 2011

Gerophilia

Love for the wrinkles. Retirees. C'mon now! You know that thingy...

Art has always been a gerophiliac. He claims older hens yield a better broath.

by 3ller July 9, 2021