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gentrophilia 

Symptoms:


Watching "granny-porn".

Being nice to old people.

Helping an old lady across the street. (there's always a hidden motive)

Having sex with old people.


Special Notes:

It is still considered gentrophilia when an old person has sex with another old person.
gentrophilia by Anonymous June 16, 2003
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gentrophilia 

The uncontrollable desire to have sex with old people
That person's gentrophilia creeps me out.
gentrophilia by Greg October 26, 2002

Gandrophilia 

A strong (non-sexual) interest in geese and goose-related matters.
It would never have worked out between us; his gandrophilia left very little time for us to do anything together that didn't also involve geese.
Gandrophilia by goosefacts July 13, 2010

gastrophiliac 

one who has sex with food.
I walked into my roommates room and found cartons of lo mein noodles. In the corner of the room I saw what seemed to look like a body. Upon closer inspection I realized it was clothing stuffed with lo mein noodles with the crotch cut out of the pants for sexual intercourse. Oh snap! He is a gastrophiliac. f$#%.
gastrophiliac by lo man April 20, 2011

Gerophilia

Love for the wrinkles. Retirees. C'mon now! You know that thingy...
Art has always been a gerophiliac. He claims older hens yield a better broath.
Gerophilia by 3ller July 9, 2021
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