v. to deliberately surprise a ho by jerking off under a table and skeeting on her on her midsection through forceful ejaculation. Afterwards you get up and say to the waiter or bartender, 'Sorry for the mess,' leaving the ho both horrified and covered in jizz. From Star Wars Episode 4, where Greedo the bounty hunter got shot under the table by Han Solo, who fired first.
"That trifling ho was cheating on me, so when we was at the Wendy, I greedoed that bitch and told her to clean herself up and go fuck her baconator."
Noun; The pseudo freedom that is propagated by selfish interest groups; a state created when people motivated by greed hide this fact by claiming that they act in the name of freedom.
the united states is furthuring nothing more than greedom across the globe.
the greedom under which we live will evetually make us pay for even our most fundamental rights.
if we let greedom run wild, then we will eventually own nothing, not even our selves.