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A gepedo is a creepy type child molester. It is a hybrid of Pinnochio having a strange older man controling him and pedophile. Created in January of 07 and used by a small group of posters on a small forum.
"Oh my god, did you see that gepedo checking out my ass."

"Eww he messaged me to cyber he's such a gepedo. "

"Seriously, he's 23 and she's 16? He's a total gepedo!"

Gepedo by Jackiee December 31, 2008
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Street term for marijuana. Popularized in eastern Ontario, Canada. (Ottawa, Toronto) in the 90's. 'Geed' is Somali for 'Tree'.

Pronunciation

/ɡā/lō/
CUSTOMER - "Yo dawg you got any Geedo?"

CHOPPER - "Yea B. But don't be heatbag."
Geedo by Mr. Flip January 25, 2018

Gepedophile 

- A person that gets sexually turned on by child puppets.

- A person that makes child puppets.
Did you see Johnny staring at those marionette's? What a gepedophile!
Gepedophile by Rusty Waters April 17, 2011
a treat, or place/activity of same. Originally candy, soda, sweets, etc. or a place where you can get it. can also be applied to an activity/job that's a treat. Known as a sailor's term.
I got some slack time, I'm going to get me some geedonk.
geedonk by Bob L July 3, 2003
This word is used in the suburbs of Rocky Hill Connecticut in the place of the more commonly used dude or bro. It can also be used as a term of suprise or excitement.
What up, Blood? What up, Cuz? What up, Blood? What up, Geepdogggg?!

GEEPDOG! There's a snake in my boot!
geepdog by paintitredforme January 5, 2006

Gepedophile 

It's a twist on the story Pinocchio! Gepetto has got it for Pinocchio sexualy.

1. An old man who sexually has the desire to be with younger boys.
2. A male pedophile.
-"Ew! That old man was just checking you out, he's totally got it for you! What a Gepedophile!"

-"Lie to me Pinocchio! Lie to me!"
"Gepetto? You're such a Gepedophile!"

(this word, courtesy of my brother Scott)
Gepedophile by Kanaska August 15, 2003
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