Geonte
Very caring and kind person a freak but just doesn't show it all the time , fun, and a very chill/ cool person to hang out with .
Geonte is a very cool person
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Geunternet
A collection of tastefully curated, yet tantalizing, German pornography websites (you know, the ones that'd make 50 Shades seem G rated in comparison).
Man, at doctor's office, visibly upset: "Aaugh! Mein schwanz ist kaput!"
Doctor, in sardonic tone: "Well, ya know, there just might be a correlation between 40 years of death grip masturbation and penile nerve damage. I'll write an ambulatory referral to a urologist, I think we may need to resort to surgical solutions."
Man: "Nah, my insurance sucks. I'll make it work... to the Geunternet!!!" *fap, fap*
Doctor: "Sir, this is not an Arby's. Please put your pants back on and go to an actual Arby's to rub one out in a bathroom stall."
Doctor, in sardonic tone: "Well, ya know, there just might be a correlation between 40 years of death grip masturbation and penile nerve damage. I'll write an ambulatory referral to a urologist, I think we may need to resort to surgical solutions."
Man: "Nah, my insurance sucks. I'll make it work... to the Geunternet!!!" *fap, fap*
Doctor: "Sir, this is not an Arby's. Please put your pants back on and go to an actual Arby's to rub one out in a bathroom stall."
Geunternet by Dr. Poop MacDougall, MD. May 10, 2020
Related Words
Geonte • gemonte • gented • Genter • gentern • geonerd • geotechnology • Geoteoboy • Goonter • goonterial
Geonerd
Julius Caesar is building a google maps application showing the trails where he bikes. What a geonerd.
Geonerd by NOVAdadaist July 23, 2009
Geoterium
,geo/ter/ium
-geo- or ge-
A prefix that means "earth," as in geochemistry, the study of the Earth's chemistry
–ter adverb.
(in prescriptions) three times.
a combining form meaning “thrice,” used in the formation of compound words: tercentennial.
ter.
1. (in prescriptions) rub. Origin:
< Latin tere
2. terrace.
3. territorial.
-ium suff.
Chemical element or group
- noun; a word pertaining to a compound that is compose of three earth bound minerals, limestone, stalactite and muddy fossilipids that is tar, rubbing it's surfaces naturally and more precise than honey. More dense than fuel or crude oil and diesel. it is safest and cleanest compound that can replace fuel
(mistaken as deuterium and it has been concealed upon it's discovery from 1986 in coron palawan phils)
-geo- or ge-
A prefix that means "earth," as in geochemistry, the study of the Earth's chemistry
–ter adverb.
(in prescriptions) three times.
a combining form meaning “thrice,” used in the formation of compound words: tercentennial.
ter.
1. (in prescriptions) rub. Origin:
< Latin tere
2. terrace.
3. territorial.
-ium suff.
Chemical element or group
- noun; a word pertaining to a compound that is compose of three earth bound minerals, limestone, stalactite and muddy fossilipids that is tar, rubbing it's surfaces naturally and more precise than honey. More dense than fuel or crude oil and diesel. it is safest and cleanest compound that can replace fuel
(mistaken as deuterium and it has been concealed upon it's discovery from 1986 in coron palawan phils)
Geoterium by A.G. KAPAYAPAAN September 11, 2011
mi gente
Spanish for "my people", talking to or about people close to them, which can be family members, but normally ain't. Mostly used by chicanos or other hispanics in the sense of "my homies", "my hood" (mi barrio) in the streets of major, latin-impacted cities in the US, like LA or MIA.
What??? Those mofos from the valley want trouble??? I'mma holla at mi gente to get some backup from the barrio in East LA asap!
mi gente by Stiffmeister January 13, 2006
Goonterre
Goonterre by Jackmaster September 3, 2007
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