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Work Sandwich

Back to back shifts, sp. closing shift followed by an opening shift the next day, primarily making a night on the town impractical.
by Nartal April 19, 2011
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GeoWanking

The process of missing interesting tourist attractions and fond memories, because your eyes are glued to a smartphone treasurehunt ap called GeoCache, to sign your name on a piece of paper along with random strangers who also wasted a good vacation. Extra points for avoiding conversation, and learning absolutely nothing about your surroundings.
Person A: What did you think of the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

Person B: I don't know, I was too busy GeoWanking on my phone, looking for a note someone with Hepatitis probably wrote on, near the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
by Nartal September 24, 2014
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Pack of Banana-less Monkeys

A group of people who have gone insane due to lack of direction or focus.
Trump supporters are a Pack of Banana-less Monkeys who will say, do, and believe anything Dear Leader tells them.
by Nartal January 11, 2020
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jargonese

Norman: "The turnover rate at our enterprise has increased exponentially."

Eric: "Stop speaking jargonese!"
by Nartal November 28, 2012
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wangst

Purposefully exaggerating angst to garner sympathy.
Jon : Man my life sucks. I hate it.
Jeremy : What's up with the wangst?
by Nartal November 28, 2012
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Badfleck

A pun, based on "Bat-flick, bad flick (movie), and Affleck"
Man, the media is really trying to talk up Ben Affleck as Batman, but the more they do it, the more fans become convince it will be a BADFLECK.
by Nartal August 28, 2013
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Pyrrhic Pedestal

When someone expends way too much energy on something that isn't important, to make make themselves appear above another person.
You have won an argument on the internet, and have spent a lot of time proving your superiority over me... in a thread! Congratulations on your Pyrrhic Pedestal.
by Nartal July 22, 2021
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