Nartal's definitions
Man, the media is really trying to talk up Ben Affleck as Batman, but the more they do it, the more fans become convince it will be a BADFLECK.
by Nartal August 28, 2013
Get the Badfleckmug. When someone expends way too much energy on something that isn't important, to make make themselves appear above another person.
You have won an argument on the internet, and have spent a lot of time proving your superiority over me... in a thread! Congratulations on your Pyrrhic Pedestal.
by Nartal July 22, 2021
Get the Pyrrhic Pedestalmug. Norman: "The turnover rate at our enterprise has increased exponentially."
Eric: "Stop speaking jargonese!"
Eric: "Stop speaking jargonese!"
by Nartal November 28, 2012
Get the jargonesemug. An expression you say when you are at a loss for words, due to hearing something utterly confusing. Better to say this to fill the silence.
Person A: "HH- people put also more emphasis on materialistic motives
so they are more likely to pursue high-end careers
Person B (totally confused): "Okay.... That'll do pig."
so they are more likely to pursue high-end careers
Person B (totally confused): "Okay.... That'll do pig."
by Nartal June 1, 2021
Get the That'll do pigmug. The process of missing interesting tourist attractions and fond memories, because your eyes are glued to a smartphone treasurehunt ap called GeoCache, to sign your name on a piece of paper along with random strangers who also wasted a good vacation. Extra points for avoiding conversation, and learning absolutely nothing about your surroundings.
Person A: What did you think of the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
Person B: I don't know, I was too busy GeoWanking on my phone, looking for a note someone with Hepatitis probably wrote on, near the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Person B: I don't know, I was too busy GeoWanking on my phone, looking for a note someone with Hepatitis probably wrote on, near the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
by Nartal September 24, 2014
Get the GeoWankingmug. Conservasleeper
When a social media fan page is set up with a seemingly wholesome and neutral topic, and builds up a large fan base. Once a certain number has been reach, the sleeper activates and starts pushing hard conservative propaganda, with the assumption that the majority of the fan base will be too apathetic to unsubscribe.
Examples: hmm, isn’t it strange that this page about Stoicism has suddenly started posting daily quotes which have zero to do with Stoicism and look like copypastas from Fox News? Could it be a Conservasleeper?
When a social media fan page is set up with a seemingly wholesome and neutral topic, and builds up a large fan base. Once a certain number has been reach, the sleeper activates and starts pushing hard conservative propaganda, with the assumption that the majority of the fan base will be too apathetic to unsubscribe.
Examples: hmm, isn’t it strange that this page about Stoicism has suddenly started posting daily quotes which have zero to do with Stoicism and look like copypastas from Fox News? Could it be a Conservasleeper?
hmm, isn’t it strange that this page about Stoicism has suddenly started posting daily quotes which have zero to do with Stoicism and look like copypastas from Fox News? Could it be a Conservasleeper?
by Nartal August 4, 2022
Get the Conservasleepermug. by Nartal November 28, 2012
Get the wangstmug.