GeoWanking

The process of missing interesting tourist attractions and fond memories, because your eyes are glued to a smartphone treasurehunt ap called GeoCache, to sign your name on a piece of paper along with random strangers who also wasted a good vacation. Extra points for avoiding conversation, and learning absolutely nothing about your surroundings.

Person A: What did you think of the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

Person B: I don't know, I was too busy GeoWanking on my phone, looking for a note someone with Hepatitis probably wrote on, near the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

GeoWanking by Nartal September 24, 2014

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Geowinning

Geowinning is winning at Geology. It involves understanding bad boys such as stereonets, murdering geological histories and memorising minerals like Garnets and Quartz.

Denise Major Dutch Jones: "Cam - what are you putting on your cheat sheet? I am putting instructions on how to do a stereonet, gotta get full marks for them bad boys haha"

Cameron Piper "im pretty much doing 3/4 of a page on feldspars and garnets gotta own those bad boys up :) another 1/2 on interpreting stereonets and then throw in some stuff on how to ID minerals. just going to bs my way through a geo history so wont bother throwing any of that stuff on there."

Denise Major Dutch Jones: "Dude I think we are kindred spirits Cam, I am doing exactly the same! ♥ cheat sheets!"

Cameron Piper: "fuck yeah we win at life!"

Denise Major Dutch Jones: "Geowinning!!!"

Geowinning by Dee_dawg November 19, 2011

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Gwanking

A slang term for masturbation. Used in joke contexts.

Person A: "Check out this girl I saw online."

Person B: "OOOH BABY! *Starts gwanking it vigorously*"

Gwanking by VeryIllInternetUser April 6, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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