GeoWanking 

The process of missing interesting tourist attractions and fond memories, because your eyes are glued to a smartphone treasurehunt ap called GeoCache, to sign your name on a piece of paper along with random strangers who also wasted a good vacation. Extra points for avoiding conversation, and learning absolutely nothing about your surroundings.

Person A: What did you think of the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

Person B: I don't know, I was too busy GeoWanking on my phone, looking for a note someone with Hepatitis probably wrote on, near the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

GeoWanking by Nartal September 24, 2014

Geowinning 

Geowinning is winning at Geology. It involves understanding bad boys such as stereonets, murdering geological histories and memorising minerals like Garnets and Quartz.

Denise Major Dutch Jones: "Cam - what are you putting on your cheat sheet? I am putting instructions on how to do a stereonet, gotta get full marks for them bad boys haha"

Cameron Piper "im pretty much doing 3/4 of a page on feldspars and garnets gotta own those bad boys up :) another 1/2 on interpreting stereonets and then throw in some stuff on how to ID minerals. just going to bs my way through a geo history so wont bother throwing any of that stuff on there."

Denise Major Dutch Jones: "Dude I think we are kindred spirits Cam, I am doing exactly the same! ♥ cheat sheets!"

Cameron Piper: "fuck yeah we win at life!"

Denise Major Dutch Jones: "Geowinning!!!"

Geowinning by Dee_dawg November 19, 2011

Gwanking

A slang term for masturbation. Used in joke contexts.

Person A: "Check out this girl I saw online."

Person B: "OOOH BABY! *Starts gwanking it vigorously*"

Gwanking by VeryIllInternetUser April 6, 2026