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ladies and gentlemen, we got him 

A Phrase One Can Often Hear In Their Mind After Successful Bait
"my dog got ligma"
"whats ligma?"
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
"LIGMA FUCKING BALLS BITCH"

This is gentlemen 

Originally a misspelling of "This is it, gentlemen.", but now used as a way to point out nice things. If someone tips you, this is gentlemen. If the price of Bitcoin rises, this is gentlemen. If the sun shines, this is gentlemen.
1D EMA JUST CROSSED OVER. THIS IS GENTLEMEN.
This is gentlemen by kristofferR November 12, 2014

gentlemen behold 

What the character Dr. Weird from the Adult Swim TV show Aqua Teen Hunger Force says at the beginning of each episode, even though he is usually only talking to his assistant, Steve.
Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, Behold!!

Dr. Weird: I have created... this thing!
gentlemen behold by Bob882 August 22, 2004

Gentlemens Agreement 

A verbal agreement established by a Quality Control Manager and made with another person or group of people. It is manadatory that for a gentlemens agreement to take place that a paper trail must not exist, and the party that iniates and finalizes the gentlemens agreement must notify a third party that everything is under control because I made a gentlemens agreement with them. Great caution must be excercised when forming this type of agreement because it is not legally binding in any way and can result in a negative outcome.
I realize that we were directed in writing to correct the elevation of the sprinkler heads, but dont worry because I made a gentlemens agreement to only correct some of the sprinkler heads.

Gentlemen's Wipe 

When a male is performing oral sex on a female and in one motion licks from the butthole to the clitoris.
1. Dude. Bro. Did you give her a gentlemen's wipe?
2. She was so hot I gave her a gentlemen's wipe.
3. I gave her a gentlemen's wipe like a true gent.
Gentlemen's Wipe by Brendan7891 November 26, 2011

Gentlemen woof

To fart or expelling gas from ones butt
Jason did a gentlemen woof as he walked right past me
Gentlemen woof by Deadprez$ October 24, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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