Successful
Something that you'll never be because your currently on Urban Dictionary instead of studying for that big exam.
Successful by a Successful person123 June 17, 2020
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Being able say you are truly happy having something in life that just makes you smile even through the bad stuff
successful by Kitt114 July 22, 2015
Successful
"To succeed in the world, we do everything we can to appear successful."
-Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld
-Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld
Successful by nethcev! October 18, 2006
Successful
You can’t even define the word success you piece of shit and by your own criteria the cripple isn’t successful. He threw a temper tantrum every day until they brought him a new whore to fuck.
Hym “And I’m not going to pay you $20 you greedy cocksucker. How about “If you can’t put yourself together you shouldn’t be having women scheduled for a shift at a retard group home to come sit on your dick.” How’s that sound? Only good? I’ll do it after and only after the whores get what they deserve. There. That’s what successful means. It’s ensuring that whores face the consequences of their own actions. That is what constitutes success.”
Successful by Hym Iam September 28, 2022
Successful troll
A troll who manages to succeed in their mission of drawing up a response from his victims. This is managed through a carefully measured combination of subtlety, blatant disregard for personal beliefs, and a strong desire to piss people off without making it obvious they are a troll.
90% of what is on Urban Dictionary was posted by successful trolls. People lose their heads over these definitions!
Successful troll by Michael J. Crockett June 29, 2008
Successful person
Someone who's successful in life. He/she has survived school and university. Has no debt. Is very intelligent. Has a stable marriage. And has truly beaten everyone else
Successful person by Trajan Anntonius May 27, 2019
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