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Gentleman’s F 

The Gentleman’s F refers to someone receiving a passing grade, typically the lowest possible passing grade such as a 60%/D-, in a class that for all intents and purposes, they should not have passed.
“I thought for sure I was going to have to take Org Chem a second time, luckily the TA buys weed from me so she gave me a Gentleman’s F. Ds get Degrees”
Gentleman’s F by saddestbro August 10, 2024
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Gentleman's Fancy

The area between the balls and the butt hole.
Billy was quite thrilled when Giselda offered to lick his Gentleman's Fancy.

gentleman's finger 

Noun - The digit, usually the index finger, that is inserted into your partner's asshole during sex. The gentleman's finger is sometimes used to persuade a reluctant partner into trying anal sex.

If the gentleman's finger is withdrawn from the asshole at any time during or after sex, it may not be used until it has been cleaned. If the sex continues after withdrawal of the finger, all fingers may touch the partner except the gentleman's finger, which must be held up away from the body, so as not to corrupt the partner with ass juices.
I told him to clip his fingernails because he scratched up my asshole with his gentleman's finger last night.
gentleman's finger by MilitiaP June 24, 2015

Gentleman's Fart

when a man pretends to fart to create the illusion that a female is not the reason he is spraying air freshener.
Freddy did a gentleman's fart, to keep Julie from realizing the air freshener was for her foot oder.
Gentleman's Fart by st1n3r May 24, 2019

Gentleman’s Facial

When a gentleman controls the location and placement of his semen as he empties
his children all over his lady’s face. A gentleman’s facial is the complete opposite of a male they unwieldy busts is load of ropes with wanton disregard for where it ends up such as her eyes, nose, hair, etc.
Max gave me a gentleman’s facial last night. He pumped it all over my chin and it was the most wonderful chincicle yet.

Andre is not known for gentleman’s facials. Last time I sucked him off he blew his load all in my hair.

Gentleman's Facial 

The Gentleman's Facial occurs when a man ejaculates inside an unsuspecting woman's mouth when receiving a blowjob. The woman becomes so enraged over this, she spits his jizz directly back upon the man's face, giving him a gentleman's facial.
He gave me no warning that he was coming in my mouth. I gave him a Gentleman's Facial just to teach his sorry ass a lesson.
Gentleman's Facial by Penishate August 16, 2011

Gentleman's Five 

1)To enjoy a period of around 5 minutes of self pleasure, including preparation, execution and recovery, with ones self in a private domain

2) To utilise the five digits necessary in a moment of solitary recluse, 'a shifty one', for momentary relief
I've had 2 gentleman's fives today already and its not even lunchtime
Gentleman's Five by Vasis March 24, 2011
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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