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Gellert
Could refer to Gellert Grindelwald of the Harry Potter books, most likely the sexiest fucking beast to walk this earth. He was a dark wizard who believed in Wizard Supremacy. He is dead, but WAS taken by the second sexiest bloke ever, Albus Dumbledore. He wore fancy clothes and did fancy things...to Albus of course ;D
Also could refer to a stupid-ass whore neopet. Who stole Grindelwald's name. I don't care which came first. FUCK YOU, NEOPET! DIE IN A HOLE.
Also could refer to a stupid-ass whore neopet. Who stole Grindelwald's name. I don't care which came first. FUCK YOU, NEOPET! DIE IN A HOLE.
Gellert by Dumblewhore December 24, 2009
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Gellert • Jordan Gellert • gelert • Gallerties • Geller • gallert • geller-yeller • Geller’d • Gellet • Ross Geller Syndrome
Jordan Gellert
Jordan Gellert by Vliney April 30, 2023
monica geller
An awesome character on the super popular hit TV show Friends. A sexy, gorgeous brunette with OCD who has a burning desire to keep things clean. Passionate, devoted, loving and a terrific chef,her apartment is one of the central areas of the show and the Friends gang always gathers there. Married to Chandler Bing and adopted two children - Jack and Erica (twins). Younger sister of Ross Geller.
Played by the insanely hot Courteney Cox.
Played by the insanely hot Courteney Cox.
Monica Geller : Oh look honey! Someone finally submitted a definition about me!
Chandler Bing : That's great sweetie! It was about time anyway...
Monica Geller : I KNOW!!
Chandler Bing : That's great sweetie! It was about time anyway...
Monica Geller : I KNOW!!
monica geller by Mr.Bamboozle May 17, 2012
uri geller smeller
A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.
Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been a Uri Geller Smeller incident! Give it 20 minutes if I were you."
uri geller smeller by bromp March 19, 2008
geller-yeller
geller-yeller by moronicfuckup May 24, 2004
Uri Geller Smeller
A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.
Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street with your warrant just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been an incident, a real Uri Geller Smeller."
Uri Geller Smeller by bromp March 19, 2008
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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