Gellet

A mullet with a twist: use of hair gel in the front to achieve a slicked-back, tousled or messy effect.

Look at his gellet. That's serious business in the front and party in the back.

by cubbyVA March 15, 2013

gellé

Gellé means 'comfortable' or 'relaxed'. Usually used as an adjective to signify being in a state of great contentment and/or lethargy. Can be used to mean something like "good" - as in "how are you" => "I'm gellé bro"

Originating from the boating culture of the eastern seaboard, it's found it's way into schools where it can be used to ironically describe procrastination.

Guy 1: Hey bro I just got a text from Maddie, she's having a big gathering at hers. You wanna reach?

Guy 2 Nah dawg I'm gellé rn, we gellin' swellin' at this firepit, but you go ahead it's cool

Me: hey Austin how's it going with your section of the presentation that you were supposed to send me?

Classmate: It's gellé homie. Don't sweat it.

by FFFrankie May 4, 2021

monica geller

An awesome character on the super popular hit TV show Friends. A sexy, gorgeous brunette with OCD who has a burning desire to keep things clean. Passionate, devoted, loving and a terrific chef,her apartment is one of the central areas of the show and the Friends gang always gathers there. Married to Chandler Bing and adopted two children - Jack and Erica (twins). Younger sister of Ross Geller.

Played by the insanely hot Courteney Cox.

Monica Geller : Oh look honey! Someone finally submitted a definition about me!

Chandler Bing : That's great sweetie! It was about time anyway...

Monica Geller : I KNOW!!

by Mr.Bamboozle May 17, 2012

Gillette blade

The word women in the 1950’s used to describe bisexual women- because they “cut both ways”.

A clever and subtle way to describe someone who is bisexual.

Sarah: It’s obvious she’s into guys... but she was hardcore flirting with me last night.

Jess: Maybe she’s a Gillette Blade!

by Tired_and_angry June 25, 2018

Dirty Gullet

(n) - a mouth large enough to acommodate the girth of both cock and balls.

Blake slapped Helen when his right ball wouldn't fit in her inadequate dirty gullet.

She welcomed my swollen cock and hefty balls into her Dirty Gullet.

by Foster Thomas June 2, 2012

uri geller smeller

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.

Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been a Uri Geller Smeller incident! Give it 20 minutes if I were you."

by bromp March 19, 2008

Gilletting

Staying up late playing video games and jerking off. In order to compete the Gillette you must also fall asleep at work due to the late night of jerking off and playing video games.

You see Nick over there? He must have been gilletting all night he can barely stay away.

by geechsmellhound November 4, 2012