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A pre-internet (i.e. ancient) current affairs blog that featured spell check and editorial standards. Occasionally they might run issues (postings for those who are not fluent in grandpa speak) featuring commentary and reactions by people who might write in complete sentences and direct their statements to something called an editor (this word is not available in Webster's .8).
"Hey man, check out the low res images they have on this free tablet they are giving out at the bus stop."
"Dude, its stuck on this one program. It might be broken"
"Wait, I think this is one of those things my dad keep telling me about...you know, a newspaper."
"Woooa."
"Dude, its stuck on this one program. It might be broken"
"Wait, I think this is one of those things my dad keep telling me about...you know, a newspaper."
"Woooa."
Newspaper by helios1014 November 2, 2013
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damnit its another fucking fly ruining my general eating experience, here pass me that newspaper...*big chase ensues* WHAP... damn straight its dead.*picks smeared remains up off cupboard door*
newspaper by Sir Slinky July 14, 2006
newspaper
1. A pastime for people while taking a shit.
2. To read the newspaper is a euphemism for taking a shit.
2. To read the newspaper is a euphemism for taking a shit.
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if you’re here from the shade room yes their definition is true but ain’t nobody got time for that ima still say “paper for the news”