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Awesome person with an amazing sense of humor and quiet unless she has something to say. She is a good friend and is a great person with many friends.
She is a Gelani.
gelani by gelani March 21, 2017
Related Words
Geilan • Geilany • gelani • gilan • Gilani • geila • Geiline • Geiman • Geland • gerland

Geylang Methodist Secondary School 

Located in a red light district but somehow manages to have the modt posh and uptight kids and the most YP in the same school. Apparently the school got a lot of money but uses it to make more basketball courts that we somehow aren't allowed to use most times. GMSS is the place where you find muggers and vapers sitting next to each other in class.
Geylang Methodist Secondary School is only known for it's tragic death (RIP)
The act of cumming on your partner's chest during sex. Action normally takes place during that perfect moment when a woman presents her chest to be cummed on.
"I'm going to Geiman all over your tits tonight, babe"
Geiman by axmac10 December 31, 2011
whimsical, fanciful, unbelievable, astonishing, astounding
Drinking that cup of tea led promoted a state of geelan relaxation.
geelan by Frank Quincy Smith January 6, 2008

gelangweilt 

gelangweilt means bored in german
ich bin gelangweilt (I am bored)
gelangweilt by Blargg June 12, 2005

Geilhanded 

Said of a drawing, where the left and right hands are accidentally switched, or the character has two left or two right hands. When referring to feet, the term "geilfooted" is used.

Comes from the characters Jay and Enya Geil from the anime "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", who both were regularly portrayed with two right hands.
"Look at this picture. There is no way they can be holding a gun like that without being totally geilhanded..."
Geilhanded by chaos_wolf May 17, 2007
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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