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He is best fran he drop kicks that hoe Aliza. He is Filipino and loves to cross the Indian Ocean and kick the Minecraft squid
Gelanddddsds is the best point blank periodt pooh
Geland by Emilyratz November 17, 2019
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the gelfand

when playing a game of 10 cup beer pong, the cup in the absolute center is called the "gelfand"
(while playing pong, someone makes it in the center cup) random person says: "the gelfand!"
the gelfand by its the beast February 12, 2009

hand to gland combat

Man! You look like you've indulged in some Hand to Gland combat!

geladareia 

Pronounced: gel-la-duh-ria. A sexual act in which the male sticks ice cubes in a woman's anus and continues to punch it vigorously; ice fisting
Person 1: I geladareia'd my girl last night bro and she passed out
Person 2: Ya'll are freaks 🅱️
geladareia by Kdaddy&Pat February 6, 2018
Awesome person with an amazing sense of humor and quiet unless she has something to say. She is a good friend and is a great person with many friends.
She is a Gelani.
gelani by gelani March 21, 2017

hand to gland combat

is when you are enjoying a vigorous masterbation session
i am havin a hand to gland combat
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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