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A puppet who speaks only what has been fed to it.
Taken from the Pakistani political scene where the Prime Minister of the same name had no opinion of his own and rather worked as a spokesperson of President Zardari
Bee: What did Waj say during the meeting?
Al: The routine crap, you know he is just a Gilani.
Gilani by KingJohnny November 12, 2010
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Gilani is a boy who cute af, plus he is a skater boi who has few friends cause he tends to not like people very much like a lone wolf
Yo Gilani over there is so cute I wish he liked me
Gilani by Acuteassegirl May 7, 2019
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A friend who lives with animals. An animal who lives with friends. Nown as cave man.
Gilani by Pixilife September 13, 2018

Cyrus Gilani 

Cyrus Gilani, commonly nicknamed Cyrus. The son of an Iranian mobster Ben. Ben was the countrys leading illegal postage stamp dealer. He is feared by even the country's most fearless and courageous warriors and police officers. He once killed a furry and can't sleep ever since. He has now said that he regrets it every day.
Is that THE Cyrus Gilani? Ben's son?
Cyrus Gilani by Cyrus' friend October 11, 2019

GigaNiga 

I have GigaNiga back at my cotton plantation.
GigaNiga by Dr. JAG January 15, 2019
Awesome person with an amazing sense of humor and quiet unless she has something to say. She is a good friend and is a great person with many friends.
She is a Gelani.
gelani by gelani March 21, 2017
the ultimate in hilarious, signified by the special first character, a "G"

1.adjective
a) kelly, that was gilarious!
b) you are incredibily gilarious
c) oh, thats better than hilarious, thats Gilarious!!
gilarious by beingdevious September 27, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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